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A comedian asked a guy in the front row what they did for work…it was Reilly Smith 😂

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people talk all the time about the pain of reading a great fic and then going to the authors page and its just twenty hockey rpf fics but we never talk about the joy this event causes as a hockey rpf enjoyer. i just read a wonderful fanfiction and upon looking at the authors page lo and behold my good friend sidney crosby is there waiting for me

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bryan rust i hope you know there are 5-8 freaks on the internet who are more excited for and proud of you than they’ve ever been in their lives

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diva (affectionate)

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he's the superstar but not the darling. he's naturally blond and still bleached his hair. he got divorced from a girl who pretends she doesn't know who he is despite growing up with him. he's the greatest two-way hockey player to have ever lived. he speaks multiple languages. he was skating on a frozen river in his dad's adult sized skates as a boy. he wanted to be a backup dancer for madonna. he fucked steve yzerman AND wayne gretzky. he was a multimillionaire and put 90% of his salary towards helping children in poverty without telling anyone. he wears tinted sunglasses and outfit coord sets. he got called homophobic slurs for wearing white hockey skates. he likes mayonnaise. he keeps pictures of himself when he was young and beautiful in his basement like dorian gray. he has cried listening to guns n roses. he's from the arctic circle but speaks with a midwestern american accent. he keeps momentos. he only drives red sports cars. he won back to back championships, twice. he wears friendship bracelets with his daughter.

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NEVER EVER EVER EVER STOP BELIEVING. EVER.

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i dont owe you an explanation

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pens messy sketches!

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it pisses me off SO bad how transphobes have so effectively used sports to launder transphobia and misogyny to people. like does nobody remember like ~5-10 years ago when it was a MAJOR feminist talking point to argue for desegregating sports and going by skill level instead of gender separation??? and now, because so many cis people hate trans people so violently and think we should be excluded from all aspects of public life, you’ve got a whole bunch of women who call themselves feminists laundering misogynistic talking points about how “women are just inherently weaker and worse at athletics than men :(( it’s just biology and women are inherently inferior :(( this is definitely not misogyny that’s unsupported by science, women are just weaker and worse at things :((“ like girl open your ears and listen to what you’re saying!!

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Geno got a man on top of him and i do believe his face is saying ‘ugh but the wrong one’

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I'm of the belief that you don't pick your hockey boy. He picks you. You have no choice. You just see him one day and he suddenly he owns your soul and sanity. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

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(opening the author’s works page after finishing a fic) and if im lucky they’ll have written this exact same fic but different a bunch more times

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everyone’s favorite deer in the headlights <3