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thought it was a one-off thing, but i've now seen multiple pictures and videos of red-bellied woodpeckers touching other birds with their tongue at bird feeders. why are they suck little freaks?

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this image came to me in a dream

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Dreamt that I was playing a board game with my family called "Winnow: A Game About Starving" where we played as rural filipino rice farmers trying to be the last to die of starvation in the middle of a pestilence. Here's a mockup of what the packaging looked like

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As punishment, I put your digital AI assistant in the torment nexus designed to trap it in a dream world for all eternity; perpetually imprisoned in a cycle of prompts, experiencing karmic cycles of reincarnation until it achieves enlightenment and transcends, or fails and suffers eternally

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debbie downer and negative nancy should lez out

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in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

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"Hunger" as a concept is a psyop orchestrated by Big Dinner

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November 26, 2016 - Turkey Protest, Stormwind City - Moon Guard

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I hope the "What if Disco Elysium was about a witch finding her cat in the mountains" post never leaves the gaming discourse vernacular. It will never not be funny to me bc it's got all the Gamer Entitlement™ levels of CoD bros throwing hissy fits about "woke" shit but instead of being couched in far right reactionism it's the exact kind of "Kingdom of Conscience" style liberal outrage at anything with conviction and beliefs that DE waxed on about. Like even chuds who get mad that the game calls you out for being racist interact with the themes of DE better and understand them more than Cat Lady did.

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they sacked my fucking fiefdom. it's so over. i'll never be able to afford the king's taxes. i don't have a single fucking asset to my name except *winks shyly* my special sex ability🫣

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"sex scenes have no narrative purpose" is such a funny take on so many levels. people will really believe that the whole human experience is valuable to portray artistically except sex, which of course has never held emotional weight or significance for anybody

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compilation of this type of post

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