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Teeth weak as fuck why can't you be like bones

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does anyone know what's going on

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sometimes I worry that my writing is OOC but then I remember that someone at DC decided that Bruce Wayne should hit his fucking kids, and then I feel slightly better

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I love these little reading nudges from authors, I know they ping some people the wrong way but do you know what I did? I hit that kudos button before the next chapter button. Do you know what I’ve already done seven million times? Left kudos on this specific fic. And yet. And yet—

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"marriage is the ONLY way to get these protections" "there is NO WAY to hack a legal arrangement to cover everything that marriage grants" "kiddos you don't remember what it was like before we could get married, we finally got rights because we could get married" Okay But You Recognize Why That's Bad, Right. Like that is really, really bad that you have to enter a specific type of relationship to get legal rights. That is A Problem. You recognize that that is Not A Good Thing, Right

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The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse

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✨ Announcement ✨

Hi, gang! Hope you're well! I'm kind of not, and I'm embarrassed to ask this of you 👉🏼👈🏼

To make a long and convoluted story short, my finances are extremely tight right now! I'm currently accepting donations on my Ko-fi page and I'm now offering emergency writing commissions! DM me if you're interested!

If you can't help, I'd appreciate a reblog please!

Regular updates to ongoing series are on a pause for now, unless you'd like to purchase the next part! Pricing is below in USD!

500+ words: $3

1000+ words: $7

2000+ words: $15

NSFW prompts: extra $5

Tropes allowed: any! Angst, whump, fluff, smut, hurt/comfort, Canon x Reader, OC content, etc. etc.

Fandoms allowed: any, as long as I'm aware of them! Ask me!

Turnaround time: get it in 48 hours with minimal editing! It won't be my most polished work, but it's an emergency for a reason!

Thank you for reading!

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mutuals this is us

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Get yourself a fabric store that will light your fabric on fire for you

No but legit I asked what the fiber content of something was and the guy didn’t know so he cut a chunk off and lit it on fire and felt the ashes and was like. Yeah this is mostly cotton with a lil bit of silk. And that was the moment I knew. This is it. This is the fabric store for me. Also that guy is marriage material. Not for me but damn some person is gonna be so happy with him.

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Proposal for new fandom etiquette:

If you read a fic because it was linked/recced somewhere, you leave a comment saying "came from XXX" and that comment doesn't need to include anything else.

Because when all of a sudden there's a lot of activity on one particular fic I WANNA KNOW WHY!!!!!

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3 components of worldbuilding:

1. The author’s kinks

2. The author’s power fantasy

3. The author’s political agenda

Plot and logic optional

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i think it's ok to play fighting games to cum. there are worse reasons to do something

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*in the middle of a breakdown* Omg wait. this is just like the character

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narrator who's terrible at social cues & describes every facial expression as "unreadable"