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I must have been blessed for today because in less than 50 pull I got both cards…

Let’s go cry all the tears I have in store

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you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

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in the mood to caress a cute guy's hair and give kisses all over his face

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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

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A Memory of Lightwaves

Zayne x Reader Angst • Tragedy • Love beyond time

The soft shimmer of starlight bathed the cliffs in a ghostly glow. Wind howled like a forgotten prayer across the coastline as you stood alone—watching, waiting—for a silhouette you would never see again.

The letter was clenched in your hands. Ink smudged by trembling fingers, stained by the tears you no longer had the strength to wipe away.

“To my light, My brightest dawn... Reader.”

Zayne’s handwriting had always been sharp and elegant. But now, it looked rushed—desperate. Each word pulled you deeper into the weight of his final goodbye.

“I’m sorry for what I’m about to do.”

You could hear his voice in every line. Cool, quiet. The voice that used to steady you when the world felt too loud. The voice that once whispered promises of a future, long after the war was over.

“When I lost my parents… when I lost myself… I never thought I could love again, or feel like I belonged anywhere. I walked through this world like a shadow, not daring to hope. But then I met you.”

Your knees weakened, and you sank into the grass, the ocean below roaring like grief made flesh. The wind carried his name over your lips: “Zayne…”

“I never regretted the time I spent by your side. Even in this fractured world, you made it feel whole again. I found pieces of myself in your smile. In the way you’d call my name like I was worth saving.”

You clutched the letter to your chest, the paper trembling like a heartbeat on the edge of stopping. You knew what he had done. The portal. The sacrifice.

He had taken your place.

“I knew you would open the Astral Rift if no one else did. Because you care. Because you always carry the world like it’s your own burden. But I couldn’t let you be the one to vanish into it. Not you.”

The portal had needed a life. A soul to stabilize the tear in time. You had been ready—willing.

He had been faster.

“Don’t hate me, my love. This wasn’t revenge. This wasn’t despair. I just wanted to protect the only light I’ve ever known.”

You remembered screaming. Your hands reaching for his, the energy tearing him from you as he smiled one last time—serene, accepting, eternal.

“You are more than a doctor, more than a healer. You are a leader. A guiding flame. as leaders we need to learn to smile through the darkness, to guide those who follow us. Mourning over my death will bring nothing but pain to those around you. It's hard, but if you can't find a way to smile for your people, then at least smile for me.”

Your heart cracked in that moment. Not broken—but shattered into a thousand tiny stars, forever orbiting the memory of the man who loved you enough to disappear for you.

“My death is not the end. You will feel me in every pulse of the wind, every ray of moonlight, every quiet moment between the storms.”

A single tear slipped down your cheek. The night was too still, too quiet—yet filled with the echo of his presence. The stars blinked like memories of him, scattered across the sky.

“I’ll always be with you. —Zayne.”

And even as the pain hollowed your chest, even as your throat closed from the grief, you found the strength to look up… and smile.

For him.

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The kitty and the frog ✨

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Childhood trio Pt. Ominous positivity

MC: Everything will be ok. You can not stop it.

Caleb: Everything will be fine. You have no choice.

Zayne: What kind of pep talk is that?

Caleb: Ominous positivity.

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Nice, I’m a bug made of void

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uni student!akaashi who frowns when he sees you for the first time in modern literature 103 because you rush in late, breathless, loudly excusing yourself before nearly tripping on your way to the front row—two seats ahead of him. who’s even late on the first day of the semester? and especially for their major?

uni student!akaashi who quickly decides you’re annoying. your reactions to the professor are far too expressive. you nod too eagerly, laugh too easily and above all—you’re unable to sit properly on your chair without moving every second. is there something wrong with these chairs?

uni student!akaashi who finds you weird for having way too many pens and highlighters and puppy-shaped erasers. who needs that many colours and what are you gonna do with them? does highlighting in lavender really help understand the class? he thinks that’s odd.

uni student!akaashi who wants nothing more than to disappear when, after a missed alarm, a car splashing his brand-new jeans, and a tragic drop of his coffee—realises he’s forgotten his copy of the setting sun. the very book he spent all night annotating. how is he even supposed to follow a course about dazai if he doesn’t have the material in his hands? it’s a terrible day.

uni student!akaashi who ends up sitting beside you when you gently offer to share the book (because despite your clumsy attitude and tendency to arrive late, you didn’t forget it). and who’s startled to discover that your notes are not only neat but extremely detailed and thoughtful. you even noticed metaphors and assonances that he hadn't seen (although he was convinced he was pretty attentive to that kind of things). maybe the day isn’t so terrible.

uni student!akaashi who didn’t know he liked jasmine so much until he sat beside you and caught a trace of it from your scarf. the scent has been haunting him since then. now he finds himself buying jasmine tea even though he never drinks tea. he usually prefers coffee, black and filtered. but maybe jasmine isn’t so bad and it helps ease his mind. so he concludes that jasmine is relaxing. yeah, that must be it. just something to do with chemical reactions. nothing more.

uni student!akaashi who wonders where you’ve been when you don’t show up to the class the next day. it’s pretty cold outside now that november is ending so you’re probably just a bit sick, right? but now that he thinks of it, you wore a scarf and gloves the day before so maybe something bad happened to you. maybe he should try to find you on campus and make sure you’re okay?

uni student!akaashi who can finally catch his breath when he sees you at the library. he decides to take a sit beside you because you’re his classmate after all and you missed class this morning, so maybe he could offer some help. you thank him. twice. you blush. and he forgets how to breathe, again.

uni student!akaashi who turns to the guy complaining about the noise you make when you tap your pen against the table and quietly says, “then sit somewhere else,” before returning to his book like it didn’t cost him everything to say it. but you tell him he looked “cool”. and he thinks he wouldn’t mind getting into a fight with every single person in the library just to hear you say this again.

uni student!akaashi who brings you coffee and raspberry cookies (the ones from the café he assumes you like so much, since you always bring food from there in class) just “because it’s the finals soon so everyone deserves a treat and…” but your smile is so bright it knocks the words from his chest. and he needs to find somewhere to sit soon—his knees are weak and his heart thunderous.

uni student!akaashi who shyly mirrors your smile when your eyes light up after he mentions something about your favourite book. you start blabbering and he nods at everything like he’s loved it for years when really, he pulled an all-nighter reading it just so he could understand why it’s your favourite. not that he did it only for you. as a literature student, he thought it was interesting to broaden his reading culture. maybe it’ll help for the exams. and he just wants make sure is ready for the exams.

uni student!akaashi who feels his ears burn red when you wait for him after class with a chocolate muffin and a tiny candle. “happy birthday,” you say, all sweet and beautiful. and before he can overthink it, he asks, “there’s a new exhibit in town. about dazai. do you want to come with me?” you answer yes—too quickly.

uni student!akaashi whose heart threatens to explode when he receives a text from you that night with a "happy birthday again!! see you tomorrow for our date :)" but at least his mind is at ease. wait—should be bring something? are you expecting flowers? maybe he’ll stop by the coffee shop and the flower shop. and the library… he doesn’t sleep that night.

i’m not ashamed to say i have been obsessed with uni student akaashi for weeks. so i had to write something.

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new femme-only 7-11 opened on my street

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ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

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Definitely one of the funniest feature discord has added.

WARNING! ANNOYING BITCH HAS BREACHED THE PERIMETER!!!

DO YOU WISH TO EVACUATE?

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"We have a new AI feature!" "With the power of AI..." "Our AI..."

I am going to abandon technology and start only inscribing things on clay tablets

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