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I maintain that the funniest thing that Taika Waititi could do if they do have a sex scene in OFMD is canonize Ed having a daddy kink. I know you angst demons would have a field day with it, but I personally would be squinting at Izzy going oooh daddy like "you listened at the door one too many times, didn't ya, you little freak"

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ed and stede on beautiful hotel balcony overlooking the southern french coast. stede’s spooning ed with his dressing gown wrapped snugly around them both and they’re lazily rocking on their feet together as they gaze dreamily out at the ocean. they’ve been standing there for half an hour because stede is actually balls deep

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POV: You’re Stede and you see him, wyd

Hope this Ed’s not too hot for Tumblr lmao

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Hi (again)

Your fic continues to be exceptionally funny. However, your Margate words are ripe to be eaten.

Ramsgate could never...

https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2024/apr/27/and-now-for-the-pinchline-competition-crowns-worlds-funniest-crab-joke

Hey (again)!

You're very kind for saying so, especially given my continuing Margate slander. I will absolutely concede that the Crab Museum is brilliant, probably the best thing in Margate. Have you been? Definitely worth a visit, with some terrific merch to boot.

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Just a dream and the wind to carry me

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shhh! the cat is sleeping!

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Unfortunately, for a lot of queer people, they were so injured during their adolescence, even their early twenties that, the courtship that straight people get to experience wasn't there. So it's as though you have to relearn everything, and then do what you would've done at 16 at like 26. By 30, you're still fucked up. And ... and then your heart begins to open again.

x

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so groundbreaking of ed to be the hottest man, woman, and any other variety of person to ever live

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Daddy's Loser Rizz (E, fem!Ed/fem!Stede) by @adamarks has the benefit of being scorching hot, funny and literally called Daddy's Loser Rizz so I reckon you should read it pronto.

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every day i count my blessings that we got ed painting himself as the bride cake topper. infinite immunity for putting ed in dresses for his wedding headcanons. infinite immunity for calling him a princess. infinite immunity for the babygirl allegations.

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this has been in my folder for 800 years but we're finally on the shading

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Ed in every rockstar AU after meeting Stede

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Never forgetting how Flag basically canonically confirmed what noises Ed makes when he's getting plowed.

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So this is for an anon ask but the post is inexplicably invisible? So I am testing if this by itself will show up, don't mine me.

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✨ZADDY✨ has been living rent-free in my brain since Samba dropped the bomb and I knew I had to do something about it.

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The question is not whether Stede "is a Zaddy" - this is too subjective and context dependent.

The question is whether Stede is Ed's zaddy and the answer is yes.

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Btw unless there's another take out there that I haven't heard yet, Ed's saying "not at all, Zaddy" not "I don't know, Zaddy". Which is honestly better, someone get this man his kitty collar, stat.