elapsed-spiral
elapsed-spiral
Neither ceasing, nor desisting
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Call me Danni. I'm currently having my brain scrambled by Ed OFMD Teach. I've written a few books (Mark Means Business, Simon Says Showtime and Mark Means Tested), available on Amazon.
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elapsed-spiral · 3 days ago
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Going to the Mystery Show. Praying it's Do Ya Thing on repeat and not Cracker Island.
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elapsed-spiral · 9 days ago
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FINALLY finished human Petey! Idk why but this took me forever, I kept deliberating between a bunch of different designs but I'm pretty happy with what I settled on :3
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elapsed-spiral · 12 days ago
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Pst, predictably I'm writing a Dog Man fic, called Super Bowl. It's G rated and I've made them human. Appreciate the market for this is approx three people but you'd be surprised how many similarities there are between Flag and Dog Man (they're both ostensibly funny, silly media but are secretly impressively nuanced depictions of trauma).
You probably don't need to know the source material - but the books are good go read some - beyond knowing that Petey is a former bad guy, mad scientist type who's struggling to move on with his life due to Daddy Issues and the prejudice he experiences as an ex-con and Greg is a cop (barely) but he's also just a bit of a traumatised, neuro-interesting mess. Enjoy!
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elapsed-spiral · 1 month ago
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Lemme tell ya, Petey the Cat's back story in the Dog Man comics goes real hard for a comic about, yknow, a man with a dog's head for a head.
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elapsed-spiral · 2 months ago
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I'm no expert on the Equality Act but it does come up in my job and lemme tell you gang, I have zero idea how the Supreme Court thinks this decision can possibly meaningfully work in practice.
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elapsed-spiral · 2 months ago
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When they say you need someone to stay with you after general anaesthetic, in my case they mean because otherwise you'll impulse buy a Switch and an emo axolotl from Build a Bear.
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elapsed-spiral · 4 months ago
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On day one huh? Wow
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elapsed-spiral · 5 months ago
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What's it gonna take for Gaiman to shut up?
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elapsed-spiral · 5 months ago
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This is a safe place to admit that I'm hazy whether there's a guy called Tom Holland and another guy called Tom Hollander or just one called one of those. I don't care but I'm definitely hazy about it.
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elapsed-spiral · 5 months ago
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Can't stress enough how it's a romcom
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elapsed-spiral · 6 months ago
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I gotta rewatch Life on Mars now that it's a double period piece.
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elapsed-spiral · 7 months ago
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(Meanwhile today in Rillaz Thoughts: wild to me that Murdoc n Stu are both, barely, Gen X despite being twelve years apart in age)
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elapsed-spiral · 7 months ago
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I keep thinking about how pollsters need to either retire or change their methods ASAP given how wrong they keep getting their election predictions. It's clearly possible to get better accuracy because you know who did predict who'd win? UK bookies.
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elapsed-spiral · 7 months ago
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They literally voted for the party with a massive book titled Our Evil Scheme
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elapsed-spiral · 7 months ago
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Really now
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elapsed-spiral · 7 months ago
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(Having rillaz thoughts. U always deserved better fandom fellas, u've got everything)
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elapsed-spiral · 7 months ago
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bitches hate me because of my.... bad personality.... paranoid nature... addictive tendencies......the torture basement.
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