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andrew "i want nothing" minyard certified yearner of all time. wants a mother so bad he'll do anything to keep cass, even suffer her son. wants to protect his brother so bad he does whatever it takes, and that's before he even meets aaron to begin with. wants to take care of all the people who matter to him so bad that he always takes it a little too far. wants to be known so bad he'll give a boy he doesn't fully trust yet a key while telling him to stay. wants to be understood so bad he can't help but give ground to the first person who's really starting to, no matter what the deference does for his reputation. wants to have things to live for so bad he agrees to let people try to give him some. wants to be loved so bad he has to stifle the feeling and can't handle it when he actually is. wants to want nothing and wants more than anyone will ever know.
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as a kid I had a treehouse that had white raspberries and strawberries and mint growing up the side and I think theirs would be the same
Jean would be the type of dad to build his and Jeremy's kids treehouses in the garden btw
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there's this dad at my work who when he's doing drop-off and its just him he's so serious and doesn't talk to us except to give us his number for check in but whenever his wife is there too he's all like happy and nice and talks to us like the two of them will ask about our weekends or whatever but then yea when its him he just like phone number blah blah blah k here's the baby bye and then his wife is there and it's all jokes and how have you beens and me and my coworker always talk about how much we love that like dude just lights up around his wife like his whole demeanor and even his eyes are different (which is not surprising cause she's fuckin awesome for a myriad of reasons)
anyways that is 110% what jean is gonna be like
also their baby iw named castiel and it takes so much self control to not be like did you name ur baby after a gay angel
jeremy’s boyfriend privileges are gonna know no bounds. to the point where everyone’s gonna be envious. like jean’s gonna eviserate the rest of the team on court but no notes for jeremy, he’s doing perfect. the only person jean posts on social media. the only one jean will willingly call for hours and text everyday. jeremy has a monopoly on all of jean’s kisses and hugs and cuddles and touches. when jean’s cooking, he’ll make sure to not add anything that jeremy doesn’t like to eat. jeremy can wear his clothes and use his locker and drink from his water bottle. jeremy’s spot in every room is jean’s lap. jean will walk jeremy to class and wait for him until he’s done. jeremy can kiss his knuckles and his forehead and his palm and his fingers and his eyelids with no repercussions. jeremy can fall asleep on his shoulder on the bus or with his head in his lap on the sofa and jean will just lightly run his hands thru his hair. jeremy will ask for something and jean will say yes, no questions asked. jeremy says please lets take a break from practice and exy and go to the beach and jean is like. ok. get in the car lets go. someone else suggests the beach and jean is like if you spent half as much time on the court as you did on the beach then maybe you’d be better at exy. the passenger seat of his motorcycle is reserved for jeremy and jeremy only. jeremy can tug at his pinky or brush his hair away from his face or put a hand at the small of his back and jean will lean into the touch. anyone else who tries any of these things is given a glare and an expertly worded, extra descriptive insult. he’s soft with jeremy in a way he isn’t with other people and they’ll finally see how tender and gentle jean moreau is with the things he loves.
(and honourable mention to catlaila bc they 10000% have bestie privileges)
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If you voted for that old ass orange man you’re actually fucked up in the head and I hate you
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pro tip: everytime you feel the urge to say "im just a girl" try switching it up with "i am but an insect"
Now you dont have to engage with cutesy misogyny and the right people will know you are samsaposting :)
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"why do you always say jere and not Jeremy?" cause its cute and I wanna so fuck off
also I am always worried im gonna spell it wrong for some reason and that's embarrassing like Jeremy or Jeremey and I know which one is right but my brain stresses over it every time anyways
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literally watching as im reblogging (I love split screen on my laptop great inventions just mwah mwah mwah)
I love watching Hannibal season 1 when I'm having a bad day, because no matter what kind of day I'm having, Will Graham is having a worse one
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I know THE Allison Reynolds has at least one Juicy tracksuit
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"It was the truth, if a bit of an understatement."
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I've definitely said stuff like that but it's always been as a joke and I kinda figured that's how other people were saying it too like oh yea im super into this sports fiction series ... but there's the MAFIA *cue dramatic music*
im gonna be honest
i don't think i'll ever understand why people act like aftg is the most outlandish series to ever exist
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“He’ll scream and try to wash it off of his fingers, but he’ll never escape what he’s made up of”
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I love how in aftg everyone ships people with everyone but the one I will never get is Kevin and Allison cause like they are both cunty bitchy divas and as a cunty bitchy diva I KNOW there can not be two in a relationship like it just doesn't work you'll start getting territorial and trying to one up each other and its just like nah that's my thing you know like there can't be two darshens someone needs to be the samuel
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Cupping your own boobs for no real reason is important enrichment for girls
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rip cody winter, you would’ve loved discord
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the role of fluffed was not invented in the 80s for porn like they have been around a looonggggg time
people will talk about a gay historical figure and a homophobe will cut in with “but they had children!” yeah????? (most) gay people can? your reproductive tract doesn’t stop working the moment you come out of a closet? also he was king, it was his job to produce an heir even if he wasn’t attracted to his spouse, many heterosexual royals did too???
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Did you wear sunscreen, Jeremy?
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