❛I guess one more aberration doesn't count for all that much. ❜ (indie but selective blog for dc's rita rarr aka elasti-woman. est. 2016.
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when will i meet the nice vet garfield
where is she garfield
@bleakfates
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i know this isnt how it went down but i like to imagine that like. the doom patrol hear clattering and think its either a raccoon or a villain but its just a little green boy eating yesterday’s lunch out of their dumpster
#&; i'm still rita (self)#&; i won't teach him to run away from who he is (garfield logan)#i love this so much#and rita and gar look so fucking cute
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for the love of god free rita from steve
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@dumbpatrol
“I think - I think I’m just getting tired.”
It was a stupid thing to complain about. She hadn’t suffered nearly as much as Cliff or Larry. Hell, she’d been DEAD for most it.
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I Think We’re Alone Now (Single - 1987) - Tiffany
I Think We’re Alone Now
From the album: Tiffany (1987) by Tiffany
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Rita watches with disinterest as the Brain wheels towards her.
“Are you being serious?”
When he shows no signs of stopping, she reaches out and pushes the container holding him to its side.
“I almost feel bad for you.”
@elastiigirl
“Do not think that you have the upper hand on me, Elasti-Woman. By now, Monsieur Mallah is clearing away your comrades and is en route to send you back to that accursed Niles Caulder piece by gelatinous piece…” BLUP… BLUP… The fiendish Brain stews within his own gurgling nutrient bath! For all around him, another lair has been brought to explosive ruin by the intervention of the Doom Patrol!
“ Mallah, come in… Mallah? Curse you all! Very well, I shall handle you myself… En garde! ”
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i owe so much but depression got me lads
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Oh look it's the nerd patrol hon hon
“This is why nobody likes the French.”
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#re; we're all we've got (cliff/larry/rita)#&; i'm still rita (self)#&; you learn something dumb every day (cliff steele)#&; some things are more important than pelicans (larry trainor)
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Big Iron - Marty Robbins Fallout: New Vegas
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you guys reply so fast aldskfjadls
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I gotta take a little time A little time to think things over I better read between the lines In case I need it when I’m older
Now this mountain I must climb Feels like the world upon my shoulders
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punsandtofu:
He thought for a moment before deciding he could tell a half-lie. He’d tell her what he was feeling, but he didn’t plan to tell his team. “Okay…”

“Mom, I’ll always be your child, but I’m not a child anymore. Please don’t treat me like one. It makes me doubt myself.”
“Okay.”
She leaned in to give him a hug.
“I’m sorry, honey. Sometimes it’s just hard for me to remember you aren’t a little boy anymore.”
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robotsteele:
“I missed you too, Rita.”
He opened his arms hoping it was okay to hug her.
“C’mere.”
Rita wraps her arms around him, resting her head on his shoulder.
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GAR:
yeah. that’s fair. he should have given her a ring or at the very least a text. despite his time away, he was still… y'know. a kid. not the smartest one, either. even in a chill place like michigan things could get a bit dicey; it wasn’t like he could blend in with civilians or most of the animal life. any jerk could figure out where he was crashing by doing a google search for “beast boy sightings” or… whatever people were nicknaming him this month.
❛ m'sorry, mom, ❜
he says, looking up from his mug. she’s the last person he ever wants to scare or cause stress or disappoint or… make sad, somehow. she’d given him home and a family when he’d had none. given hope, love… safety, comfort, and understanding. all he wanted was to make her proud and, someday, give her everything she’d given him and so much more.
❛ i guess it kinda skipped my mind. –s'not, um. an excuse or anything. …i shoulda texted you or something. –i’ll remember next time. –if, if there is a next time. –you know. uh. …–i’ll let you know. i promise. ❜
“It’s alright, honey.”
She reaches over, laying a hand gently across his wrist.
“I just want to know when you’re out late. Maybe where you’re going. You’re older now, and you can take care of yourself. But it’s a mother’s job to worry.”
Rita smiles and takes another sip of tea.
“I trust you, Garfield.”
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@bleakfates
pedro: make it sadder kat
me: it’s already sad
pedro: SADDER
me: makes it sadder
pedro: shocked pikachu meme
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ofsteelborn:
“Klair…. again. Hi.”
“You should really talk to the Titans, though. I’ll tell Garfield about you.”
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