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      ...Inhales.

   “ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! ”

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      Cackles into the abyss--

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      Visiting the people of Earth wasn’t always such a bad thing. Considering they’re the ones who have made the internet and cornchips in the last few decades, they’re pretty swell. Hentai... hentai too. Can’t forget hentai. Big tiddie fictional girls and ridiculous hentai caps were always a blessing.

   Hadyn can travel wherever he wants, whenever he feels. Leylines are all connected and stretched across the planet, so just hopping along through portal holes is way too easy. ...But dropping through black holes can seem a bit startling to people. WHATEVER, IT’S NOT LIKE HE’LL SEE THEM AGAIN ANYWAYS.

      He just happens to be leyline jumping across some city that he really doesn’t give a shit to know about. He’s on the prowl for something good to eat; maybe a corndog... or maybe a fuck ton of cotton candy. He doesn’t expect, however, to drop so high out of one of his portal holes, crash landing right on top of another person. Of course it doesn’t leave a scratch on him, and he takes a moment to look around to figure out what the hell just happened... and then he looks down.

   “ Oh shit, sorry. Thanks fer bein’ my cushion at least, heh. ”

@nicoleta-floros

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I’ve decided that I need a better and more detailed list of Hadyn’s verses. Below the cut is a bunch of different AU’s and shit I’ve accumulated ( mostly with Nikki lol )

Wishful Crossing

Most used verse since this is where Hadyn met his sweetheart and friends. Current demi-god with the Goats and he’s just there to have a volcano because it’s like a big good noodle star

tagged: wcopen; , wcclosed; , wcverse;

Pre-WC/Main

Right before Hadyn came to Wishful Crossing. His life is shit and he’s shit. Fighting, drinking, smoking, killing probs. He’s just on Earth to have a good time and get fucked up

tagged: nonwc; , mainverse;

Post-WC/Future

Hadyn lives with his sweetheart Tsukasa in a distant land, hoping that they can live happily and peacefully together. Little bit older, little bit wiser, let his fucking hair grow out because he’s stupid idk

tagged: futureverse;

AU Verses

A list of different genre/situation verses I’ve thrown Hadyn into

King of Hell

Hadyn took the crown and throne from the recent King of Hell (not Lucifer) and he’s using his power to actually make Hell a better fucking place. He has a hard time remaining stable, especially with sin and the devil telling him to do all sorts of bad shit

tagged: hellverse;

Firebender/Post-LoK AU

Hadyn is the oldest of three kids in a family of firebenders. They live together in Republic City, up until Hadyn was able to move out on his own with his own cash. He now plays on a pro-bending team and is a literal ho who sleeps with any girl

tagged: firebenderv;

Pilot H069/Post-EVA AU

Hadyn is fifteen and a pilot of an engineered robot called an EVA unit. He works for an association in the American Branch known as ARK. He uses all his money to spoil his twin siblings and he hopes that he’ll be able to crush every angel to give his sibs a worthy future to look forward to

tagged: evav;

Money Maker/Post-BOTW AU

Hadyn is a Hylian, just barely of age now. He is associated with the Royal Guard, working on his training so he can make a worthy fortune and name in Hyrule. He travels just about everywhere, looking to make some kind of cash so he can move up in the guard ranks faster

tagged: botwv;

Phoenix Rise/Persona 5 AU

Hadyn was pulled into the whole Persona mess by his younger brother, Kai. His Persona is Phoenix ( later on Horus ) and he chooses to use gauntlets as his choice of weapon. His brother’s team is known as the Knight’s, as their mission is to help anyone who needs it

tagged; p5v;

More to come maybe

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RULES: tag your followers that you want to know better ! TAGGED BY:  took it from jean because ilu TAGGING: anyone [insert my star here]

Muse: Hadyn Phoeni Nickname: jackass, stupid, koibito, birb, hadinner, darling, bitch-senpai Zodiac sign: aries Gender: male. Favorite color: blood orange Average sleep: lol Last thing googled: "how to make a sock puppet with googly eyes” Height: 6′2″

Mun: danish Nickname: mom, bitch, that one pastry Zodiac sign: aries Gender: female Favorite color: red Average sleep: 6-8 Last thing googled: "cornchip images” Height: 5′5″

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“…”

“I want Super Chinese Peanut Butter.” 

      “ Okay! ...But you gotta’ make it a date with me. ”

   Gonna’ reach his hand out for Tsuuuuuuuu’s. TAKE MY HAND. THERE’S A WORLD YOU NEED TO KNOOOOOOOW.

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“…”

He’s leaving. 

      “ Hey! Come back! Love meeeeeeeeee! I'll get you ice creeeeeam! ”

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      “ Babe, babe! Look what I made with my laptop! ”

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It’s actually not difficult for Thaddeus to realize that someone is very rudely throwing things at his house. He’s already awake for the day, anyway. There are still some residual effects from the alcohol withdrawals; sleeping just hasn’t been the same, and Thaddeus finds it difficult to be asleep for more than a couple of hours at a time without some sort of sleep aid.

He can only guess who might be the so-n-so outside calling him fuck-chan, but Thaddeus can’t let him wake Kai up. Poor babe has been working late nights, and it’s not fair that he can’t sleep because the other can’t…especially when it involves Hadyn. Sighing, Thaddeus gets up and quickly makes a breakfast muffin for Kai, leaving it in the microwave with a little note letting him know that he’s going out. It doesn’t take him long to get ready at all, and he almost wants to take his sweet ass time just to spite Hadyn–but another thunk against the window spurs him to hurry outside.

“God gave us phones for a reason you dumb shit!” Thaddeus shakes his head and makes sure to slug Hadyn in the arm extra hard, as per the usual greeting.

“You’re lucky you didn’t wake Kai up.” Now that he’s outside, Thaddeus doesn’t wait to light up a cigarette, and he offers one to Hadyn–also part of the usual greeting. “Anyway…what’re we doing today?”

     “ I lost my phone, fuck-chan! Yer the dumb shit! ”

   Hadyn can’t help but laugh, waiting and taking the punch, flicking Thaddeus on the forehead in return. It’s all the same shit, but he’s honestly missed hanging out with the stupid dragon. He takes the cigarette and uses a flick of his finger to light it up. He inhales slowly, letting the smoke fill his lungs, before exhaling through his nose.

      “ ‘aven’t decided. ” Hadyn snickers and just starts walking along the shore, heading towards the town and the pier. “ I know yer on a strike from booze, so the club is outta’ the question... Shit, we could go eat first an’ then decide. ‘m starvin’ with Summer burnin’ me up. ‘m feelin’ up fer somethin’ fishy. They got sushi somewhere ‘round ‘ere don’t they? Or did yer fat ass eat ‘em all outta’ the ocean? ”

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      ...If you think he’s going to swim across the sea, to get to his brother and best bro’s house, you thought fucking wrong. That’s like a death wish in the making.

   Hadyn digs around in the sand, picking up stones and seashells, dusting them off and inspecting them closely... Before he chucks the pieces of sediment at the house in the middle of the water. He throws another rock or two, just to get someone’s attention.

      He cups his hands around his mouth, before yelling across the way, hoping he got some reaction, “ ‘ey fuck-chan...! Get up! We’re goin’ out! ”

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It’s been getting a little too hot. Maybe not at all for Hadyn, but Tsukasa is not used to being outside with the added layer or reality. More to the point, being in direct sunlight and heat only adds to his grogginess. He decided on loose fitting shorts and a t-shirt, but just out of habit, he grabs his hat at the last second as he heads out the door.  

Tsukasa conveniently spaces out right as Hadyn makes some lame joke and he only offers a little grunt in response. Part of him wishes he had refused to go out at all, but he rubs at his eyes and braves the heated pavement.

“…I don’t mind. It’s up to you. Maybe something to drink would be nice.” Again, Hadyn is trying. For the first time in–what? weeks? months? Hadyn is still around, eager to please as ever. Tsukasa can’t ignore the fact that he is still angry with Hadyn, but it would make him such a jerk to continue to dismiss Hadyn’s attempts to reconcile.

Besides, when given the choice between being angry and actually being a jerk, simply being pissed does not use as much energy. Lately, Tsukasa is too tired to react unless it’s something that comes naturally, and he doesn’t need to think too hard about what comes naturally to him now.

He shuffles along next to Hadyn, his pace becoming slow–and automatically, he reaches for Hadyn’s hand, something to help himself keep up with Hadyn’s longer strides.

     Ahh... Hadyn’s cheeks turn a faint pink, looking down at their hands now conjoined. It’s been so long since there’s been any sort of intimacy for them, so he doesn’t hesitate to intertwine their fingers together. A silly little smile plays across his lips, taking it a bit slower to stay in-step with Tsukasa.

   “ Heh... will that be a hard drink, or are ya’ gonna’ go with somethin’ fruity like yoooooou? ” Hadyn snickers, swinging their hands slightly as they follow down the road into town. He could do with either himself, but he’d prefer not to get wasted on their first date in such a dry period. Tsukasa doesn’t need to know how badly Hadyn wants him right now--

      Hadyn leads Tsukasa around a few more corners, missing most of the nighttime crowd before they come into a little burger and shake shop. There’s nothing healthy about this whatsoever, and that’s just what they need. Hadyn pulls Tsukasa in with him, sitting on a bar stool at the front counter. He twirls around a few times before getting them some water to start off with. Menu’s are handed to them both and Hadyn skims the menu... reading is still hard.

   “ Get whatever ya’ want, cutie. Lookit all the milkshakes an’ shit they have... They even have a fuckin’ bacon and maple syrup milkshake. ”

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THE ONLY Waifu

Do you want the short list or the long list of everything that is wrong about this whole thing? Here it is, organized in bullet format for convenience.

Being your number one implies that there could be a number two. Who is your number two, Hadyn? Who?

Waifu??? I get you’re old but this is some 2005 garbage–

Get out of here with that hashtag. Gross.

The worst thing about this is that it is getting harder and harder to stay mad at you. I miss having fun with you.

Anyway. Time to crush twelve-year-olds on L4D with Kai…since I know I’m number one at that. Later.

      HEY! WAIT! I GET TO ANSWER THOSE AS MY DEFENSE DON’T I!?

   AT LEAST LEMME GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO REMEMBER ME BY FOR THE DAY!

      --Cue a grab of Tsu’s wrist, as Hadyn spins him around for a gentle kiss, and maybe a cheeky ass grab.

   OK, WE GUCCI.

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      BAE COME BACK. I LOVE YOU LONG TIME. YOU MY NUMBER ONE WAIFU. #BLESSED

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Unlike Mukuro’s ‘manager’ who just clicked the close button with a ‘Goodness gracious!’, it brought a good laugh hearing what the boombox had to say. To emphasize it, he opened the window and called out to Hadyn, pretending to blow a chuu over. ( which he probably became a professional at, given Christmas )

“Thanks love!”

     Doki.

   “ YOU MAKE MY KOKORO GO DOKI DOKI, SIDE WAIFU-BRO. ”

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      HOLDS UP THE BOOM BOX OUTSIDE BOWL CUT’S WINDOW

Kufufufu..~ I sure hope you guys planned something special for me..~ I’ve been on good behaviour for such a long time.

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harrypotter called he wants his glasses back

    thin little rat like you is definitely one hundred percent twink material. the only way you’re not a bottom bitch is if your boyfriend’s a power bottom.

    miss me with that shit. get out of here.

     Fuck your nerd ass. Hand over your lunch money right now, sqwink. I’ll show you what being a twink feels like.

   Bend over and take it like the bitch you are. I know your Mom already did.