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The amount of serotonin it gave me to watch this grandma react to her new galaxy light 🥺

It’s dark in here- *gasps in excitement* OHH SARAH!

OHH SARAH! *giggles like a little kid* OHhHhH!!

My ceiling is filled with blue lights… and stars and everything!!

OH Sarah! I can go to bed at night looking at this. OHHHH it’s beautiful!

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sensory

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AND a race one since the most affected regions will be Africa, Asia and Oceania

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Mona being a mood.

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Was this written by John Oliver?

ra ra rasputin is objectively the funniest song ever written it's like "rasputin was an advisor to the romanovs and honestly he was a bit of a power-hungry conman (oof)... but you're not here for a history lesson! you want to know how much he fucked, don't you? well i'll tell you: he fucked. he fucked often and severely."

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some things that have happened since you stopped hearing about p/alestine after the “ceasefire” was declared

1,000+ palestinians were arrested in a mass-arrest campaign designed to, and i quote, “instill fear” - including children

al-aqsa mosque and worshippers were attacked and beaten

literal children, not even teens, children, were arrested and tried in a military court (this is not new, thousands of children have faced this terrorization over the years. Isr@el is the only country in the world that tries children in military courts. 500-700 children are prosecuted each year.)

a soldier deliberately ran over a child on a bike for having a pales/tinian flag on his bike. an adult man ran over a child with his car. on purpose. the child is 12. read that again.

sheikh jarrah was blockaded, illegally

whatsapp blocked the accounts of over 100 pal/estinian journalists

silwan, another pal/estinian neighborhood like sheikh j/arrah, is being violently ethnically cleansed to make way for more settlers

Isr@el has forced social media sites to censor the hashtags “free pal/estine” and “save sheikh ja/rrah” many posts and accounts have been deleted

25 pales/tinians have been murdered by the ID/F and settlers

in Jaffa, 300 arab families are under force expulsion orders to make way for more settlers. 300 families.

suicide rates in g/aza have risen to an all-time high due to PTSD and hopelessness

Pales/tinians in G/aza still do not have access to safe drinking water, electricity, medical care, and nutrition. families are still being displaced from their homes by settler colonialism. There is still an inability to mobilize freely, pursue a career, seek an education, or gain access to decent healthcare or mental health resources. The occupation, genocide, and ethnic cleansing continues whether you see on your feed or not.

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holy shit can we be thankful that there are only like, 2 types of phone chargers nowadays? if youre phone died in 2007 you were fuck outta luck

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This gives me aphrodite vibes

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white people ruined the non sexual intimacy of nakedness methinks

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Are you trapped on tumblr right now?

Is there something you planned to do before you got trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?

Are you yelling at yourself to get up and do the thing, but you can’t, because you’re trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?

Consider this your save point.

Put tumblr down, stand up, stretch, and go do the thing you planned to do. Future you will be incredibly grateful.

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Brazilian voice actress Ana Lúcia Menezes has passed. The tweet went around and then was dismissed by many when it was realized that she did Brazilian dubs of the characters and isn't the voice behind the original English-speaking voices.

In my continuous efforts to be a less gross American, I want to acknowledge this loss as this is the voice Brazilians heard for so many iconic characters and that absolutely means something.

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I thought this was the SpongeBob cosplay at first

wizard hat cowboy brim

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⚠️FOR MY FAMILY AND PALESTINE WHEN YOU SEE THIS PLEASE HELP ME SHARE ⚠️

I KNOW WE DO HAVE DIFFERENT RELIGIONS,BUT WE ARE HUMANS TOO 💔

IVE BEEN STRUGGLING WHERE TO ASK FOR HELP FOR MY SISTER THATS ALREADY DEAD ALREADY DAY 2 NOW!

IN THIS DIFFICULT TIMES LET ME ASK FOR A LITTLE FAVOR TO YOU AS A MUSLIM MAN . 🙏🇵🇸

OUR HOUSE WAS BURNED DOWN AND WE WERE HIDING FROM A SUPERMARKET WITH MY MOM AND BROTHER!!

We are keeping our PRIVACY SAFE NOW IF WANT TO MESSAGE ME IF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS! PLS DO.🇵🇸

HELP US TO GET TO A SAFER PLACE WHERE WE CAN LIVE IN AND GET MY SISTER A DECENT BURIAL WHEN WE ESCAPE HERE.

When you send, Please send it as mutual not the buyers. Ty!

https://paypal.me/adhabib1991?locale.x=en_US

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I’m reading the first chapter of my Ichthyology book for homework and so far my favorite quote is:

“Humans are not the pinnacle of evolutionary progress but only an aberrant side branch of fish evolution.”

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How did I watch 8 seasons of this