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I definitely must’ve missed a lot of Steven Universe bc how the heck did Lars went from “convenience store clerk to Captain Harlock”???


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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"
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This is who is leading the NYC mayoral democratic primary rn
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Martin playing in the Nibenay Basin wilderness 2006 vs 2025

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I dunno man I thought it was pretty clear with where it stands, maybe you're just stupid?
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the google doc is rapidly ballooning in size like some kind of furry inflation pornography but for information
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My casino has new top-of-the-line technology to stop heists: a montage detector. If those bastards want to break in and steal my money, they’re doing it as part of one, long take
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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door
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