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I love the phrase "they get along like a house on fire". It's perfect. You and me have perfect chemistry and it's setting off the carbon monoxide detectors. People are calling emergency services to get us to stop being so chummy. Someone died

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I really love having the cats

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very insane feeling knowing you'll never be able to afford a home or retirement or a car. and there's still this expectation for you to care about everything regardless. like why would i. there's no future

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The Mountain Goats, Amy aka Spent Gladiator 1

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*grabbing mlm shippers by the shoulders* guys nobody needs to be the twink. nobody needs to be the sub. nobody needs to be the femboy. they can both be big fat hairy men who bask in each others masculinity or they can both be unspeakable monstrous creatures with inhuman genitalia it’s okay I’m holding your hand. Let me show you the way

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about to say something mean but i feel like every "male-specific" issue is something that also happens to women its just that a lot of you dont seem to see women as people

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hi whatever you’re going through you’re not alone

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it really is a pyrrhic victory because i survived but not well. not strong, not motivated, not brave. just angry at things i can't change and afraid all the time

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so i’m rewatching criminal minds after literal years and when i tell you this show is an actual experience because one minute it’ll be all “heyy babygirl 😘 tell me something i wanna hear 😉” and the next you’re smacked in the face with “kristina harris, 23, hung by her toenails above a vat of boiling acid for twelve days and nights before succumbing to death via internal bleeding, wheels up in thirty.”

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11am and this is what Pinterest does to me.

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I saw someone using the gif, so, I cleaned it up.

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Aging is hot. Gray hairs are hot. Smile lines are hot. Get with it.

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Reblogging would be a great help, but don’t feel pressured to

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spotify has just been trying to insult me for the past week. what the hell is "scary chase wednesday evening." then all the descriptions are like "you listened to: lonely, socially inept, maladjusted"