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This is important!!

omgg what is this!!? Tell me more!

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who here wants to read my Andrew smut fic once it’s done?? :)

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Everytime I stalk your page I'm slowly jjsgsjsvs for Andrew HELP

that is exactly the purpose of my page 🤠🤠🤠

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BRO THE LAUGH AT 3:08 IN LUCRETIA MY REFLECTION REMASTER

my mom and i listened to that in the car once and both bursted out laughing waksksksjs

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Andy's ukulele apology

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What if you made a chart with Andrew's glasses

i shall see to it 😌

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I’ll forever be the person who says "It’s okay, I understand" even when my heart is literally shattering.

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Use this hat to propose to Andrew

putting the hat on a little kitten and handing it to him, telling him to open the top - he will have no choice but to say yes 😻

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can somebody help me this guy wont stop loitering on my post

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fuck leonard cohen man honestly dude i literally don't care about this dumbass bitch anymore he can go fuck himself. jewish bitch. literally nothing interesting to write about him so i just had to keep saying "he was a master lyricist" multiple times in my essay. anyways I'm gonna go listen to leonard cohen now and cry when he says KY Jelly. edith ass membrane lookin bitch.

the fact that what distirbed me most abt this ask was the last sentence is concerning to me😭😭😭

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Uhm, is it weird to tell people that I will bite them or eat their hair when I'm mad at them?

ermm do you really think i’m the right person to ask something like this?

well idk i think biting sounds normal but…..eating their hair??????? Uhmmm.

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testing out some new brushes

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classic Andrew Eldritch

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I need to update the andrew tier list

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can we acknowledge that i have listened to You Could Be The One 101 times?

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people in the street are chasing after me bc i’m so hot (they work for NGOs (they want my money))