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Woagh! MHWilds crossover with HTTYD be upon ye. In a HTTYD AU I definitely see this kid bonding with a Light Fury.

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wonderful pair of posts on the dash tonight

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the undersiders as western!🤠

Alright you got my ass. This is the last ask, and going out with a bang bc cowboy outlaw aus are EXACTLY my bread and butter bro

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If canon Worm was a dark and edgy reboot a’la New 52 or Marvel Ultimates, what would the “mainline” wormverse be like?

Hmm-

Okay, I don’t actually read mainline cape comics, so this is from a butchered understanding of what they’re like from childhood cartoons and hollywood and internet osmosis

But, like,

-The main protagonists are obviously the actual heroes. New Wave and Miss Militia and Armsmaster and Dauntless and the Wards as a group, probably. Maybe with Shadow Stalker as the requisite distrusted vigilante heroine.

-The sheer number of supervillains in the city comes down to needing to give everyone a nemises and a bit of a rogues gallery, ofc. This is never really examined, and despite the sheer number of disposable henchmen and high-tech mercs and neo-nazis per capita and everything the Bay’s mostly portrayed as a pretty nice place, with most civilian life scenes being on the boardwalk or downtown, or in the very nice PRT bases

-Piggot’s a stern but genuinely well-meaning authority figure who mostly exists for the protagonists to go behind the back of when they need to break the rules and save the day

-‘The Empire’ aren’t explicitly nazis at all, just a general supervillain syndicate that happens to be led by a blonde german guy going by Kaiser with two valkyrie bodyguards

-The Undersiders (along with Uber and Leet, Chariot, the Travellers, possibly the Merchants) are the Wards designated foils, though they might all be independent villains or only sometimes working together. They are massively popular fan favorites, and never that evil, so they/Skitter in particular eventually get an incredibly successful series starring them and the whole Harley Quin vaguely-sauntering-towards-redemption treatment.

-Lisa’s actually psychic.

-The ABB and Coil are basically the exact same, just with no thought of the actual money-generating crime they do or drugging 12 year olds or fate-worse-than-death-bomb-terrorism or anything. But, like, just the concepts but pg-13 are perfect 4-color villains anyway.

-The Slaughterhouse 9 (need a different name) and the Endbringers are actually the rogues gallery for the Triumvirate series, and only brush against Brockton Bay as a crossover event or a cameo-filled backdrop for a fight scene in their books, in either case no consequences from it that last past the end of the issue.

-Dragon’s cover story of being an agoraphobe who interacts with the world through her mechs is just actually true.

-Cauldron isn’t a thing, sometimes having superpowers just makes you a weird monster.

-Scion is an incredibly generic superman clone no one can think of anything interesting to do with so he just kind of shows up in big events, the whole ‘spends 99% of his time flying in a random direction saving hikers from mudslides and getting cats out of trees’ thing starts as a fan joke about why he hasn’t solved the problem of the day on his own.

…yeah, that’s all I’ve got at the moment.

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Nilbog’s Garden is an Applebee’s

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anyway in the world where Vic Mars transitioned in between Worm and Ward, he has a Tony Hawk thing. Also to elaborate on Mars as a name. It's a cute Antares reference, and also i feel like he's the type of tboy to go for a sorta artsy off-beat name

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"You're not upset that our alternate universe selves aren't together?"

"I don't know. Being together in every universe would make it seem... inevitable. I like that I chose you. I like that this version of you chose this version of me. Does that make sense?"

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it would explain so much about Gotham economics if it turned out the only employers who pay a livable minimum wage are 1) Wayne Enterprises duh, but mainly 2) all of Gotham's assorted villains.

sure henching comes with shitty working conditions, but the benefits package is crazy competitive. they have dental

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Skitter absolute cinema

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floating Lagi coming out of water to meet you on your chosen Wilds platform soon™️

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Taylor Hebert my queen

people are literally so boring a male character will kill 10000 people and steal candy from babies and theyll be like omg thats my king! but a female character is rude once and theyre like i hope she dies violently

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I couldn’t date a tsundere because she’d say something like “I don’t even like you! Hmph!” and then I would run directly in front of the nearest car

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cant stop thinking about this fucking tweet

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i have been plagiarized

It's an honor to meet @bug4932 in person

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Dino skulls!