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This is the work of a genius!

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Australia: Octopus beats up rock nerd

imagine you’re looking at rocks at the beach and you get jumped by an octopus

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happy T dove should my caption be "youve heard of he/theys now its time for they/hes" OR "genvy my nose and gray hair or else"

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love breaking out just before tdov

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(credit: facetiousbitch on tik tok)

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Menkhu’s Finger

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Cannot believe how far I had to scroll thru the spoiler tag before I found someone with a reading other than “I’m so glad we got the best ending!” like this is a story about people being offered the privilege to shift an atrocity onto strangers and everyone seems to have unanimously decided that was a good thing for them to have done.

"There wasn't enough tragedy in the finale"

aRe YoU kiDdiNG mE??

Dude the web won! All the fears won! They've been spread to countless other realities. Like that's it they fucked it for everyone else! Just because everyone on earth survived does not mean the ending was in any way a net positive.

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Clutch in the ninth inning, but they pulled it off

Cal’s asleep and doesn’t know my team is about to thrash theirs

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Sutton Bishop is carrying this game dam

Cal’s asleep and doesn’t know my team is about to thrash theirs

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Cal’s asleep and doesn’t know my team is about to thrash theirs

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this u?

if theres no masc man who is taller than me in a given series i wont watch it

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From where you’re kneeling it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck. Truth is…

the game was rigged from the start.

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Turns out no, the Conan the Barbarian movie from 1982 is just as bad as it looked.

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Colloquial Colorblindness -> eldritch puck

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Note: it is not actually my birthday, I’m just reblogging every cute thing that’s been said about me before Cal deletes.

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hhhhhghggghhh

i love my boyfriend

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me: thinks about u

my heart: :o 💖✨💫💕💘⭐️💝🌟💚🌟💛✨💫💕💕💫💘⭐️🌟💗💝💓💛💕💖