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the smilerrr

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Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation

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Based on a dream i had last night about a haunted house screaming at me to stay.

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it's ok to be horny! it's good to be perverted! your sexuality isn't shameful and the things that turn you on are good and should be celebrated!!! even if its weird!!!! especially if it's weird and fucked up!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!

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She Amnesia on my Dark till I descent

FINISHED PLAYING THE GAME TODAY YIPPIEEE😁😁😁

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okaaayyy horses

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he has the looks of a depressed english professor and the soul of a whore.

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grinding and cramming for finals when I'd rather be grinding and cramming. in like a sex way or something. i guess. i dunno. shuffles away sadly. hits my head on a low-hanging branch and bleeds out in the snow

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My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

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unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

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Daniel and Hazel,,, ouuhh, severe codependency that gets really weird and incesty,,,hhhnng

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just heard a skeleton skitter past ...

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It would be far more horrific if we could only tell happy stories

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you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room and discovering that the baby crawled out of his baby crib and onto that pottery wheel that you forgot to turn off

and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern

it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this