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closure isnt real they made that shit up for tv and movie
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Mutual: i need to kill myself in the most violent way possible
me: ❤️
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A lady just told me that man vs bugs is "a war that humanity can never win". and shes damn right too
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it's called one william dollars because it's. bills:)
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(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it
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the worst thing about house of leaves is how Stupid I look reading it in public lmao. yes I know I’m holding the book upside down and turning it in circles
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Dr Melfi dressed like a Kazakh falconer and Carmela in a Jimmy Savile shell suit. Heaven
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I believe the act of being told that my parents were divorcing was a defining moment of consciousness. It was the first time I remember being able to think about my choices from then on. Like it was not simply happening to me, it was something I could respond to, react to. It was something entirely out of my control, and yet,,,
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now all the ladys on the floor start eroding ! *a harsh wind envelopes the club*
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