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But are they mightier than a swordfish?
Realizing that squid have an ink sac and an internal shell called a pen so we’re living just a few short evolutionary steps away from calamarigraphy and honestly there goes the rest of today
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These two things are different.

'LA riots' propaganda PSA.
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A QUICK PRIMER ON SURREY FREEHOLD LOCAL TERMINOLOGY:
Them - the Others; the True Fae; the Keepers; Those Who Took Us. Spell this with a capital T - even after what They did to us, the Law demands we show Them proper respect.
Rendition - the abduction; the taking
Abroad / The Country - Arcadia; used as in "I've spent time abroad" or "I've been in the country"
The Injustice - the durance; the time in the dark; what was done to us
Repatriation - the escape; the return
Repatriate - Changeling; the Lost; us
Expatriate - the unsaved; those who remain abroad
Jetlag - Time displacement. Jetlag is listed in abroad-for-home - a Repatriate who says "I was jetlagged six months for four years" experienced six months abroad, but was missing from the world four years.
Association - Our equivalent of the Seasonal Courts; respectively, the Spring Club, the Summer Watch, the Autumn Society and the Winter Committee
The Chair - as in Chairman, Chairwoman or Chairperson; whoever holds power this season; except if it's Spring, you call them Minister, NEVER Chair; don't ask why if you know what's good for you
Laws / The Law - The Wyrd; fate; destiny; the weaving of time and happenstance; that which dooms us; that which saves us
The Bylaws - Pledges; oaths; deals; bargains; words with weight and meaning; may the buyer beware
Statutes - Contracts; Their magic and ours; spells, rituals and tricks; the treasures we stole, and the accords we struck; our sharpest weapon
Agents - Loyalists; betrayers; traitors; Their catspaws; Repatriates who still serve Them
Separatists - Bridge-burners; extremists; dream-terrorists; the madmen who would burn our souls to save our skins
Highwaymen - Privateers; traffickers; slavers; those who sell their fellow Repatriates back to Them; the lowest kind of scum
Foreigners - The hungry dead; the shapeshifters; the spellweavers; the constructed men; the ghost-ridden; those who are like us but not like us; shadows in other nights; stories from other books
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Try doing that with an electric stove!

Boyfriend tells me I’m banned from fixing things around the house now >:(
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I’ll buy ‘em. I need ‘em for when I’m goin’ ‘round the mountain.

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C'mon, Wisconsin. Elect Susan Crawford!
#WisconsinSupremeCourt
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Every lunch conversation.

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I HAVE BECOME TUMBLR HERSELF, THE SUM TOTAL OF ALL THAT IS BEST AND WORST OF HUMAN CREATIVITY.
It’s kinda neat. Thanks!
Spin a wheel to be assigned someone!
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