electricsqueels

[electricsqueels]

Happy Pride!

[electricsqueels]

PSA

Just a heads up, there are bots going around on AO3 accusing people of using AI. Considering the timing, this is likely AI bros' retaliation for AO3 users calling them out for scraping their work. Examples of what you might be sent:

Screenshots from here.

If you get a comment like this, just report for spam and delete.

[electricsqueels]

[electricsqueels]

Too true!

They'll be the prettiest girl in the party

[electricsqueels]

Uhhhhhhh. Yeah probably. I just can’t decide which way would be funnier😂

reblog this if your icon could kill a man

[electricsqueels]

It’s April 13th and you know what must be done…

Get out Neil so he can bang out the tunes!🥳🎶

Seriously tho, with everything going on I just needed to make something silly. (The Goat is me at parties, just standing there and soaking up vibez)

OG Post:

Yes it’s a screenshot of a tumblr post copied and pasted onto another tumblr post. I’m classy like that.

[electricsqueels]

River Boy’s music has become a daily staple of my life. Words escape me at the thought of his loss. RIP to a musical genius, your music has touched all of us and within it is where we’ll find you.

[electricsqueels]

Oh look, Shamura betrayed Narinder a second time. Classic lol

Dialogue (cuz, ya know, handwriting):

Heket: “The girlies are fighting again...”

Shamura: “I’ll handle this.”

Heket: “Good luck.”

*Shamura appears behind Narinder and the Goat as their boss music plays in the background.*

Shamura: “I’m telling the Lamb.”

Narinder: “SHAMURA NO!!!”

[electricsqueels]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[electricsqueels]

Become ungovernable. Wear umbrella hats.

Here's a fun story of malicious compliance to brighten your day:

Until recently, a few people in my office had these desk shades to combat the obnoxious fluorescent lights, which is very helpful for people (like me) with migraines or other light-sensitivity issues.

A few days ago, everyone who has them was told to take them down. Different people were given different reasons - It violates fire code (it doesn't) / It blocks line of sight (sort of?). Since this goes against the existing status quo, the union reps (my beloved) jumped on it. Someone jokingly suggested using umbrella hats instead, since hats are allowed in the dress code. Today, the union reps are passing out these ridiculous things in protest:

If the rules are absurd, the resistance should match.

[electricsqueels]

again, so many cql/mdzs modern AUs set in america and never one in which nie huaisang is like:

so i knew this dude in high school, right, who invented a new kind of nuke and so naturally the government recruited him to work in Defense before he even finished college but then he went rogue about an ethics issue with refugee camps and became the most famous terrorist in living memory and died in a police shootout

and that's the guy i, the Secretary of Education, want to help me kill the President.

[electricsqueels]

[electricsqueels]

I’m sorry the WHAT

New preview image of the Japanese mdzs stage play came out and I'm ngl Lan Qiren is kind of outmugging all of them. The smoky side eye, cheekbone contour, lip tint... Clearly serving cunt Is allowed in the cloud recesses

[electricsqueels]

No worms were harmed in the making of this Airplane reference. Probably. Maybe…

Dialogue (in case you can’t read my handwriting):

*The Lamb and Goat are cackling to each other. They’ll be up to mischief soon enough.*

Narinder: “That’s it! You two are giving me a drinking problem!”

*Narinder misses his mouth and splashes himself with liquid before collapsing on the bar in front of Leshy.*

Goat: “Yo, what’s up with your cat?”

Lamb: “He’s allergic to change.”

*Leshy empties a pitcher over Narinder’s already wet head.*

Narinder: “LESHY!”

[electricsqueels]

In Kallamar’s defense, how’s he supposed to respond to that?

Dialogue (in case you can’t read my handwriting):

Kallamar: “Hey, Goat! Wanna try some relaxing origami with me? Have a seat and grab some paper.”

Goat: “Can I use your skin instead?”

Kallamar: *internal screaming intensifies*

[electricsqueels]

Every now and again the ol’ logo needs a fresh coat of paint!

[electricsqueels]

I'm noticing some really interesting differences between the Italian and English translations of Scum Villain.