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Is Eris a eldritch? Is that why there are eyes everywhere?

Perfectly human.

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Eros noticeably makes a face, before snapping out of it. "Molo--eh, I've got a weird name too."

They wave. Their southern accent is thick, and they smell like motor oil.

"New guy on the block? I'm Eros. Nice to meet cha'."

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HEYA!! YOU COULD SAY IM NEW.. BECAUSE I AM! NICE TO MEET YOU TOO!! SO MANY KIND PEOPLE HERE...IM TIPPING MY CAP.

MY NAME'S MOLOTHRUS, BUT WATERBOY SOUNDS LESS SERIOUS, SO CALL ME THAT INSTEAD! MOLO WORKS TOO IF THATS A MOUTH FULL.

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new pinned post & blog theme soon

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hey fuck you genuinely /lh

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Monster fuckers are so creative cuz it’s like you’ll look at a monster and go “how the fuck would one go about fucking that?” And then a monster fucker will slither from the shadows and give a demonstration of human ingenuity

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you people are so uninventive

Monster fuckers are so creative cuz it’s like you’ll look at a monster and go “how the fuck would one go about fucking that?” And then a monster fucker will slither from the shadows and give a demonstration of human ingenuity

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Eros, despite being the one giving you the warning, looks completely unbothered by the trash on the floor. They pull out a cardboard box labeled MASCOT COSTUME and shove it into your arms.

“Start with the vest. I can help you zip it up in the back.”

The stranger clocks you as the new guy at Jotacade immediately. “Oh, you’re the summer worker. Mauri, right? I’m Eros, the mechanic—er, or moreso just whatever work Jay wants me on—I’ll show you the ropes.”

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Oh, great! I don't really know what to do other than be the guy in the mascot suit.

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good morning my jay/eros warriors and nobody else. normal people go back to bed

shhhh

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“Mascot suit… that’s probably in storage. Follow me!”

They parade you down a series of winding hallways that bend at awkward angles, only to enter into a shocklingly ordinary storage room.

“Watch your step. Might be broken glass or loose knives around. Or live wires. This place isn’t baby-proofed.”

The stranger clocks you as the new guy at Jotacade immediately. “Oh, you’re the summer worker. Mauri, right? I’m Eros, the mechanic—er, or moreso just whatever work Jay wants me on—I’ll show you the ropes.”

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Oh, great! I don't really know what to do other than be the guy in the mascot suit.

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Bitches wanna buy their boyfriends the latest consoles but when was the last time he CONSOLED you? ps 5 years ago

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Hey, when this is over and wrapped up, would we still be friends?

eris and eros weren’t friends to begin with?

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it's a passive, abject kind of terror the one where you know what is coming, and you know you could've stopped it does that make you feel any better? i hope not

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☢: Sure, not like if we wait literally like 2 minutes we'd be free...

“Oh. Time flies differently when you’re talking to yourself… alone… in the dark.”

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Oh, I've seen that video and as a t-girl myself I love it. However, I maybe should've been clearer. It's not the study itself that made me go "oh no," it was how almost comedically stupid and bigoted the wiki article was that I was led to by looking up autogynephilia.

Screw it, just read it for yourself: https://feministwiki.org/wiki/Autogynephilia

two sentences in and we’re already looking rough. followers don’t read this

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Alright! Fine, be that way! Maybe the world would be better without you! We'll find out soon enough!

“UGH, FINE!”

Eros stops you in your tracks.

“What do you want?”

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shhhh

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