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I'm normal in a lot of ways (enjoy bread, etc)

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normalize taking drugs just to fit in and make your friends think you're cool

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I had a dream last night about a Family Guy reboot in which the characters were all coated in blue rubber. They were wandering the forest, searching for the forest temple.

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status: Detained

Further evaluation pending

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to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

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Sorry Fazbear. Another day of #myass

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What's going On, Tumblr!

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Genre-savvy horror protagonist figures out they're in a slasher movie, simply turns around and leaves; realises too late that they're actually in an artsy character-driven psychological horror film about them slowly being driven mad by existential uncertainty over whether they've successfully escaped the narrative.

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went to the grocery store today and i was very pleased by their pride cake selections

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spoke deeply to me.

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young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album

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I was quoting this at the beginning of the month and no one knew what I was talking about and googling only gave me porn results and now that I'm seeing it again so suddenly it looks fake

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