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coughs on your face

Every time someone sends me a useless ask that I could never possibly answer , I'm just going to start talking about gambling . I have the worst luck with unnatural 21s , it seems . I do get pretty lucky with blackjacks but nearly every time I get a 21 on the third card , it ends up a push . Why is this . The blackjack gods have it out for me

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y uoo seem like a handsome fellla ! :3

w wats yor n anme?? im bluuu d d ud . errr . . . you . . are . .. ?

Don't know how to tell you this buddy , but it's plastered all over my blog . The name is Poker , though . You're right though , I am pretty handsome if I do say so myself . And I do

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exposes myself to you and your blog ngh im jacking it im jacking it im jacking it

Wooooah there buddy . You wanna jack it here ? On my territory ? And you think I won't take that as a challenge ? Come on let's whip em out

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Blackjack is a fucking prison

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By pro-c, do you mean pro-contact, pro-consent, or both?

Both . I feel like this is kinda a no - brainer , man . I personally hate when people just say " pro - consent " and nothing more , because the entire point of contact stances is to clarify what you think can be consensual . Obviously ( mostly ) everyone is pro - consent , it's the most useless stance ever

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Shiiiit . . . Really ? You sure ? I dunno man . I can't quite tell

I AM VIOLENT . I AM VIOLENT I AM SO VIOLENT YOU GUYS DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW MANY 9 / 11S ARE COMING . YOU SHOULD ALL TAKE FUCKING SHELTER GET OUT INTO AN OPEN AREA EVERY BUILDING AND I MEAN EVERY FUCKING BUILDING WILL BE COLLAPSING FROM MY PLANES . ALL OF THEM . EVERY ONE .

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Lighter note . There is one logical fallacy with my typing quirk . Every night I have nightmares about someone pointing it out . Every night I have fucking nightmares about someone pointing out the one thing that makes my typing quirk make no sense and it will unravel and the whole universe will collapse

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I AM VIOLENT . I AM VIOLENT I AM SO VIOLENT YOU GUYS DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW MANY 9 / 11S ARE COMING . YOU SHOULD ALL TAKE FUCKING SHELTER GET OUT INTO AN OPEN AREA EVERY BUILDING AND I MEAN EVERY FUCKING BUILDING WILL BE COLLAPSING FROM MY PLANES . ALL OF THEM . EVERY ONE .

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h.ey... Hey. i didnt see you at my party..? my celebratory pizza party that i invtiedyou to...?? but tgats OK!!! there will be another. ! ^_^ very soon,. right now sea ice . hope to see yuou there!! !🍕🍕

Hey man . Hey don't know if you noticed but it's a bit tricky for me to get in the sea ice . Hey . I do not have fur or blubber man . A little difficult . Did you notice . Please

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one day my curse will get you and its gonna hurt

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That's ominous . Can you at least tell me when it'll get me so I'm ready

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NEVER kill yourself because being alive can make people really mad sometimes and it's super funny

You're completely right . One day I will take one of those " Never kill yourself " photos but instead of it being a good meal and movie or beautiful scenery , it'll be the view from the top floor as a mob with torches and pitchforks comes for me

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hello mister poker have you tried killing yourself for the children of tomorrow? kill yourself to save the innocent and protect the weak!

Yeah , tried it once . Service was awful . Waited 3 hours for my death and it wasn't fully cooked when it got to the table , so I had to send it back to the kitchen and it never came back . 1 star review on Yelp

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Shit guess we're brothers now /silly

-chance (⛅ anon)

I've acquired more of them . My brotherhood grows bigger by the day . Soon we'll have enough to take over the world . I don't really want the whole world right now though , all I want is uhhhhhh . Ummm . Shit I could really go for some dried mango . Any of y'all got dried mango

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the pokerrrr,.. pokig you.pokint yuiu. pokint uou pokint yo pokint yo npooint poking you I DID IT☑️☑️☑️✅✅✅✅🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ you are invited to my celebratory pizza party . today.five minutes. antarctic ocean be there or be there no other options

Your did it ⭐️ Also how the fuck am I going to get into the ocean without freezing to death . Do I have to consult He Who Shall Not Be Named

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Kyaaaaaaa ~ ! Lenin you big dummy ! Th - that's not how you treat a lady ! O - okay , I guess you can have a feel . . . Hmph ! (≧O≦;)

grabs yr wallet with intent to steal it, just to look inside and see a spider web and a dead fly

Yeah sorry I keep all my cash in my bra . You can try to steal that if you want I guess . Seems a little hard to pull off but I believe in you

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grabs yr wallet with intent to steal it, just to look inside and see a spider web and a dead fly

Yeah sorry I keep all my cash in my bra . You can try to steal that if you want I guess . Seems a little hard to pull off but I believe in you

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please dont apologize i just had the best orgasm of my life choking on popcorn kernels. you should be a sex therapist.

You fill me with a rage that makes the devil run to his mommy with fear. You're right though I'm a sex expert . Sexpert , if you will