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doc scratch.

social experiment time

who is this, wrong answerz only

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im high and this killed me

JOE IS BIDEN ?

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*driving in traffic*

me: *looks at the driver to my left and makes eye contact, waves*

other driver: *looks away*

me: why does she hate me?

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dear @staff PLEASE let us reblog your shitpost ads

#munchy munchy soapy soapy

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bezos said he couldn’t even spend the money if he tried. so WHY DO YOU NEED THAT MUCH MONEY???

i don’t think ya’ll understand the sheer scale of a billion.

beyonce’s net worth is many many times closer to your own than it will ever be to jeff bezo’s. freakin beyonce owns a $40 million private jet, and her net worth is closer to yours than to any billionaire’s. 

that is insane. a billion dollars is an INSANE amount of money for any one person to control.

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don’t forget the occasional human sacrifice

vampires aren’t cool they’re just relatable: old tired stubborn, never go outside, self-isolates, poor diet, horrendous sleep schedule, constant squinting, refusal to change, could easily do something w/ their lives but refrain on principle, spend most of their time locked in a dark box

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Hello.

This is a Giant Horse Conch. Have a good day.

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i ask some stupid ass questions when i’m tired

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morality KING

You have 2 days to live. Every time you commit homicide, that duration extends by one day. What do you do?

Enjoy my last two days

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moths are always flying up there, you just finally noticed one.

I wish culture would stop equating atheism with amorality. I believe the world we get is the one we build, how is that anything less than unforgivingly ethical.

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Mercy: What’s your blood type?

Junkrat: How would I know?

Mercy: How would you not?!

Junkrat: Who am I, Karl Landsteiner, discoverer of blood groups?

Mercy: You don’t know your own blood type but you know who discovered them?!?!?

Submitted by clodology

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this is the best movie in the history of movies

Pardon my French, but you’re an asshole!

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A comprehensive guide to caring for your ugly lil pixel horse

The horse can be found if you click on the little horse icon in the bottom left corner.

The horse poops all the time. The poop releases a deadly, airborne toxic that will kill your horse within fifteen seconds, unless the poop is removed.

If the horse poops twice within a short span of time, the poop will release twice as much toxin, killing the horse twice as fast.

You remove the poop by clicking on it.

If you don’t remove the poop and the horse dies, you can hatch a new one. Presumably from an egg.

No, you can’t change its name.

Clicking on the horse itself will make a small heart pop up and then drift upwards. The heart is completely useless. It will not save your horse from the poop toxin.

Clicking anywhere else will do absolutely nothing.

Going to a different part of Tumblr - anywhere that’s not your dash - will pause the horse.

Shutting down your computer will pause the horse.

Switching tabs to another site, like Facebook or Google, will pause the horse.

Minimizing the horse window will not pause the horse.

The horse will just keep pooping.

The horse will die from the poop toxin.

That’s how I killed my first horse, True.

Now I’m stuck with Earl of Aegae.

Whom I don’t like.

Despite that, he’s over 100 days old.

So I know what I’m doing.

Trust me.

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2012 was rough

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Overwatch Comics  - The world could always use more…

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