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electrozeistyking · 1 hour
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Okay, so my story is going to be an AU(Sort of) following the cast's children. Beanie will have siblings, other OCs by other creators, and they will act as a large family(IE sibling rivalry, fighting, angst). She would be one of the 'babies' of the family, being younger than most of her siblings.
Also it won't just be about family stuff. There will also be angst, battles, saving the universe, and characters from other franchises(Helldivers 2, Ace Combat 7, yes it doesn't make sense right now but I'll find a way). Beanie and her siblings will have to work together like their parents did in order to save everyone and stop the enemy, which is Earth.
Alright, there's the gist. Sorry for rambling.
Oh! Huh. If you have any questions on how Beanie would respond to certain events in your story, feel free to DM me! But otherwise, have fun with it! Bea has joined your party. :3
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electrozeistyking · 2 hours
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Hello! I was wondering if i could use beanie in a wattpad story i'm writing? i promse to credit you properly.
The only way I'll let you do that is if you tell me about the story. I can't guarantee i'll say yes to letting you write her in, but it may persuade me. :0
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electrozeistyking · 5 hours
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Note: I am by no means a professional in health or otherwise. This is personal experience. I made this as a metaphor to help my parents understand me better.
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electrozeistyking · 5 hours
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Girls do not get to nap enough anymore. This is because of woke.
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electrozeistyking · 6 hours
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if ur confused about why animal people advocate for keeping your pets at a "healthy weight" but sometimes also in the same breath will advocate against human diet culture, its because we know what body condition a cat is supposed to be at optimally. but literally there is not one for humans as far as we can tell.
humans are a weird, opportunistic, hyper-adaptable and variable primate and we have evolved to have a LOT of variety in size, shape, metabolism, and weight retention. this has been essential to survival in hard times and easy times. you know the thing people talk about sometimes how about half the population are night people and about half are morning people so we'd be better able to watch at night as a group? yeah, weight variation is like that: there's a lot of latent variation in human populations because as a community we survive significantly better if some of us are fuckin ready to not die during the longass winter of death and some of us can eat their weight in fish and then run a mile immediately after. this is also why some people gain muscle crazy fast and some people don't: muscle requires a lot of energy, so some people are built to gain a lot during a plentiful season and be really efficient then and some people are built to use less energy over time and be more useful during a long hungry period. cats and almost all other vertebrates simply don't have this kind of complex community variation built in, and tend to be much more uniform in build and weight. humans tend to be really variable in body and brain, and that's one of the biggest factors that's made us so successful! there are just a LOT of ways to be a human being.
all of the "science" on "ideal human body condition" we have at the moment is almost entirely bullshit and was done by white supremacists for eugenics purposes. it's just not something we know, and right now there's significantly more evidence that there is no ideal body type for everyone to reach. recent research indicates that humans are healthiest at a variety of weights and builds, and dieting is almost universally bad for you. even if the culture hasn't caught up yet.
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electrozeistyking · 6 hours
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I now declare
ZBURATOR JUMPSCARE
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WHOOOAAAOAOAOAOA
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electrozeistyking · 11 hours
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Me meeting a genie: Okay, so my first wish is for 1000 dollars a day, deposited to my bank account without any way of tracing it to anything illegal. I want this money to come from the ten richest people in America (100 dollars each), withdrawn under the guise of nebulous, random purchases and surcharges. It would probably be best to split the money into a myriad of smaller fees, though, to reduce the likelihood of anyone noticing. Got all that?
Genie: um
Me, continuing on without a care: For my SECOND wish, I want you to give me the ability to learn any given phoneme, so that I can learn to pronounce new languages perfectly. If you’re willing, it’d be nice if it were a little easier to memorize new languages too, but if that’s not cool, I’m perfectly fine doing all the legwork myself I mostly just want to be capable of pronouncing things correctly.
Genie, now staring at me like I’m insane: ……okaaayyy?….
Me: For my third wish. I want to always have great ideas for gifts for people. Every birthday, every holiday, I want to be able to come up with something they’d really like, with enough time to actually get it for them.
Genie, just staring at me
Me: I can provide you with a written document if that would help.
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electrozeistyking · 11 hours
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yes
You have become so damaged, that when someone wants to give you what you deserve, you have no idea how to respond.
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This is so wholesome
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electrozeistyking · 13 hours
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Could you draw my Spidersona as a murder drone he’s 6’1 and he like wearing a black hoodie that says I don’t care and he also wears black ripped jeans as well also here his face :)
I could, but I won't. Thanks for your time! :D
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electrozeistyking · 15 hours
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-Unpokes you-
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electrozeistyking · 24 hours
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I’m gonna blind Varian (context: I have a longstanding history of creating angst and subjecting my faves to it)
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cyn says your mother twice
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BEST SONG IN THE WORLD
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WAIT I MISUNDERSTOOD NVM
For those who like Nuzi and don’t know color theory: Fun fact! Purple and yellow are exact opposites on the color wheel. If you invert either you’ll get the other- so N and Uzi are not only opposites in personalities, but also in color schemes! The more you know! Or something-
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IM SORRY PROCREATE PROBABLY LIED TO ME FUCK
For those who like Nuzi and don’t know color theory: Fun fact! Purple and yellow are exact opposites on the color wheel. If you invert either you’ll get the other- so N and Uzi are not only opposites in personalities, but also in color schemes! The more you know! Or something-
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It's Wet Beast Wednesday
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