Otherwise known as Effy. Invented ghostfucking, capable magician, reasonably talented patissier, employed. She/her, NB. Only those who understand need understand. DNI if: -I owe you money -You are a former or current employee, associate, or contractor for "Hildescorin's Authentyck Magic Shoppe"
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Kamille Bidan is nonbinary and inarticulate about it!
if you’re reading this post you have to reblog and give me one nonbinary headcanon you have for a canonically male or female character. preferably not aligned with a binary gender but i’m not gonna be picky in this economy
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Me when a character starts experiencing an agonizingly, Horrifically, painful transformation :

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Would you be interested in reviewing a yuri Christmas carol? (Or I suppose possibly yuletide since homosexuality and Christmas don't have the best history together, but then that would mean these carols are no longer blasphemous which you may find appealing.) If so, would you prefer a lewder and cruder one or a more wholesome one? (I have written several.)
Hit me with 'em all.
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To clarify what I want to know about lesbian bridal kidnapping: I kind of what to hear your opinions on all the possible interpretations. I want to know everything there is to know about lesbian bridal kidnapping. Like an HP Lovecraft character, I have fallen into a mad obsession with this obscure part of reality and wish to learn everything there is to learn. How do you feel about parts of it in real life, and how do you feel about these same parts in fiction?
But if I had to pick just one, how would you feel about a new lesbian tradition that falls mostly into the ritual category where as part of moving in together the more dominant lesbian holds a staged kidnapping where they simply grab the submissive lesbian tight around the waist and run off with them?
Anon, I think this tradition would be difficult to maintain given that dominant lesbians tend to be shorter and less butch in my experience. There are simple impracticalities here.
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Putting some more of her out into the world.
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Since 4chan got taken down, where should the people who see Touhou characters in their peripheral vision and encounter them in their dreams or hear them after drinking copious amounts of sake go?

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Opinion on the concept of lesbian bridal kidnapping?
I'm going to need a little more context here, anon. Is this "kidnapping" in a ritual sense, in a playful "haha, I am slinging you over my shoulder to get you away from your parents" sense, or are we talking a duct tape, car trunks, all points bulletin sense? Is there lesbian bridal extortion involved? Sapphic siege negotiators?
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fond of this particular evil woman in Gundam Stardust Memory
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Happy Valentine's Day! Here are some gay robots :3
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This is tumblr. People keep rediscovering my old sanakasa sanakasa posts. But I'm not like that now. I've moved on to a higher, more exalted calling: hassling United States Department of Defense staffers with hints of apocalyptic lesbian political scandals and attributing them to "my HUMINT sources". I think one of them is on the verge of breaking after my speculations of a Bari Weiss/Tulsi Gabbard/Vrindavan Gabbard/Kyrsten Sinema foursome.
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*closing tab with test result saying I'm sayaka* yet another test that can't recognize an obvious homura, what a shame
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[AU where Jon Bois is in Universal Century]
"Zeon calls a meeting, and while the meeting was behind closed doors and the minutes are classified, but I'm pretty sure even if we had them, they'd just read the word "GUNDAM' underlined a couple times for emphasis."
"I mean, what do you even do about this thing? You can't just shoot him, that suit moves faster than anything you've got. And even if you land a hit, that armor means you basically did nothing. You might as well be writing Amuro a letter and hoping he gives himself a paper cut.
"Well, what about tactics? Well, we tried that. Turns out [Camera moves to graph used earlier in the video.] the kid's the kind of person who uses his shield as a projectile weapon. Can't plan around that.
[camera zooms out slowly, starts spinning.]
"So, the greatest military minds of Zeon are all sitting at a conference table. And one by one they're all realizing that this 14 year old has... basically made their military strategy devolve into, making a wish and hoping it comes true.
"Well, if that's all you've got, then... I think I might know where to find a shooting star."
[Jazziest synth you've ever heard in your life]
[picture of Char appears onscreen]
[Alex Rubenstein voiceover kicks in]
"Char Aznable needs no introduction. Better known as The Red Comet, which is a nickname so good, you always kinda thought that he couldn't live up to it. But live up he did."
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imagine going on oestrogen in the rhythm heaven universe and slowly developing ko takeuchi same face syndrome
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