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elegant-agent · 3 hours
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Picked up a Sniper Rifle
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elegant-agent · 4 hours
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I saw this post and rushed to make this edit
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elegant-agent · 4 hours
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ballistics gel is supposed to emulate the destiny of the buman body
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elegant-agent · 6 hours
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saw something that implied that people were using the term "ethnic cleansing" thinking it was like displacement rather than the i-had-assumed common knowledge that it was. yknow. murder.
what an odd ship to see sail past me
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elegant-agent · 8 hours
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elegant-agent · 9 hours
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If you come in you don’t have to come out
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elegant-agent · 9 hours
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“I’m afraid of getting cancer from the cadmium in my painting supplies” I’m not 😌 I love you cadmium yellow. I love you vermillion red. I love you uranium orange, haven’t worked with you but I love you nevertheless. Most of all I love you arsenic green.
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elegant-agent · 10 hours
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Got a job for you, 621.
PCA have been constructing some kind of tunnel system at the edge of a major logistics route. They're jamming satellite surveillance, so it's impossible to get a good image of it. Client wants you to check it out, quick recon.
It's heavily defended, and intel suggests they'll deploy special forces in response to any incursion. You'll have to get in there fast, without hesitation. Once you're inside the tunnel, try to make it to the other side.
Remember, 621, get in there as fast as possible, and don't screw this up.
I'm sending you the visual data on the target now.
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elegant-agent · 11 hours
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This is for all you ladies out there.
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elegant-agent · 11 hours
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elegant-agent · 11 hours
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on the pride parade “boyfriend of bi girlfriend” float with the other guys we’re chopping it up and hanging out. we’re all standing on the float holding a beer and they’re all cheering for us. more than the other floats even
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elegant-agent · 11 hours
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Freaks that are about to have crazy gay sex
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elegant-agent · 11 hours
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elegant-agent · 12 hours
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Im sorry i keep fucking posting these tweets but this is the worst one hes made by far
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elegant-agent · 12 hours
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