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I spent 45 minutes puzzling over what "nabit chicken" is until I realized, nuggets. Chicken nuggets

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Welcome to the Haunted Furniture Warehouse, your one-stop source for haunted house furnishings. Scary good deals on such essential items as:

Really big cobweb

DUST SHEETS

Window haphazardly nailed shut with crooked planks of wood

Broken floor-length mirror in which you can see someone standing just behind you right now watch out

CREAKING FLOORBOARDS

Wall with a skeleton bricked up inside it

Ancient family portrait that bears a striking resemblance to that unsuspicious guy

Pile of old books with a skull and candle on them

Suit of armor with eyes that follow you every time you turn around

Grand piano that plays itself (distinct from a player piano)

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Pansy ring, 1930s.

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To Sleep

by John Keats

O soft embalmer of the still midnight, Shutting, with careful fingers and benign, Our gloom-pleas’d eyes, embower’d from the light, Enshaded in forgetfulness divine: O soothest Sleep! if so it please thee, close In midst of this thine hymn my willing eyes, Or wait the “Amen,” ere thy poppy throws Around my bed its lulling charities. Then save me, or the passed day will shine Upon my pillow, breeding many woes, — Save me from curious Conscience, that still lords Its strength for darkness, burrowing like a mole; Turn the key deftly in the oiled wards, And seal the hushed Casket of my Soul.

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Who among us hasn’t had some kind of formative, archaeology-related tragedy experience involving their homoerotic childhood best friend?

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What Manner of Man reader! 🫵

Your favourite novel is getting revamped! This means adding a lot of new material — not just new scenes but multiple new chapters — as well as substantially reworking what already exists.

It will be some months yet before it’s ready to be published, but that doesn't mean I need to keep it all in the dark. I am serializing the unedited draft of this new edition to Patreon every week!

New features include:

✨ I'm making it sexier! (This one is self-explanatory.)

✨ More and better dialogue! Lord Vane and Father Ardelian's relationship explored in greater depth!

✨ A new heart-pounding rescue sequence, featuring a dash of hurt/comfort!

✨ At last you get to see Lord Vane lose control and give in to his vampiric desires!

Check it out here! ✨

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Ode of Resilience by Guy-Gerard Ngono

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The day-to-day care of the human body and its habitation is some real bullshit.

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Marina Abramovic: Lips of Thomas (1975)

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BLEASE explain your 'will this involve me sucking dick' metric gauge. what is the range on this, does it work like numbers

i could put numbers to it! i haven’t before, it’s usually just intuitive, but I could. let’s try! (for the confused this is about this)

notes: i’m writing this from the perspective of a guy attracted to guys but it generalizes i’m sure. these are just examples. we could even call this Mark’s Scale of Hardness

1. Distant and unlikely chance of sucking dick. This is what I’d expect from pulling a night shift with a straight guy I’m not particularly attracted to.

2. A guy you’re sure isn’t into you is showing you how to do something. He’s looking over your shoulder, showing you how you should be holding your hands, and he’s paying close attention to you. This definitely isn’t a dicksucking thing. Right? He’s just teaching you how to play the ukelele.

3. Your best friend’s divorced dad needs you to hold a flashlight and he’s wearing really thin and really old cotton shorts. Where is your friend. Who knows.

4. Walking into a public restroom with a guy you’re attracted to and you both use the urinals. And it turns out no one else is in there. Watch his eyes!

5. You’re sharing a dorm with a guy for like, two nights max. This is a hostel or some kind of weird camp scenario. He’s thinking of joining the military and you have no idea what his opinions are on pajamas. He keeps scratching himself.

6. Someone is showing you their dick for reason(s) unrelated to sucking dick. But like. It’s out. And it’s definitely not flaccid flaccid.

7. This is the number I’d assign to ‘five-hour car trip with one other person’. You’re playing music to each other, there’s the dangerous and enticing possibility of road head, and there’s that weird frisson in the air of sharing an atmosphere. If you swap seats, you might feel the heat of his ass. God.

8. Hey, your ex is here. Huh.

9. Guy who you know is interested in dudes, who you have a crush on, is sleeping over and it seems like he’s gonna want to share your bed. The floor sucks, dude. You know he doesn’t ever wear underwear.

10. Straightforward Grindr hookup.

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I have my mother's filter and a much more interesting sex life than her

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Tadeusz Styka: "Tied Up" (1940)

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hot butch lesbians in your area carrying the confidence hardened by an air of solitude and melancholy

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--I also did a spanking scene with Sir in the ruins of one of the other oldest!

Rewriting my "knight and demon" piece that specifically criticizes Catholicism while sitting across from one of the oldest Catholic churches in New Mexico feels like. A choice.

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Rewriting my "knight and demon" piece that specifically criticizes Catholicism while sitting across from one of the oldest Catholic churches in New Mexico feels like. A choice.

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Confronted-about-sexual-repression incident, 2 dead 37 injured.