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New Tron game looks dope, I'm definitely looking forward to it. That being said it is extremely funny to me that the trailer dropped this afternoon and is already bringing the anti-woke crowd out to complain that Tron has "gone woke" because of the skin tone and supposed genitals of a fucking computer program.

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so you're telling me that the Catholics have a new mascot that's a cute anime-style blue-eyed teal-haired anime (girl(???) or boy, possibly???) and her name is Luce? As in latin for light, so they're a bearer of light? like... Lucifer? Okay.

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First cover I've recorded in a while! This time it's a song called Antichrist by one of my favorite bands, King No-One!

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Ok I’m being so brave about it but a couple of days ago I saw this post claiming that the Jedi saying ‘this weapon [your lightsaber] is your life’ is emblematic of ‘the Jedi’s failure as peacekeepers’ (not an exact quote but pretty close) because why would a weapon be the life of a peacekeeper?

And like. The Jedi are a culture. They’re a religion.

You know that, right? You know that many cultures, including generally peaceful ones, have sacred weapons, right? You know that the bond between a Jedi and their crystal(s) is an extremely sacred thing that requires the consent of both parties and is integral to their way of life, right?

You know that lightsabers are not intended to be only for killing, right? That the first thing Luke learns to do with his lightsaber is to shield and defend? You know that a culture having sacred weapons doesn’t mean that they view killing as sacred, right?

Not trying to start shit, I don’t even remember who said it, but ugh

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yeah Romeo and Juliet suuucks they should’ve both survived at the end and lived happily ever after instead. but of course the writer kills them both off for shock value.

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girlz <3

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i know i’m late but happy 20th anniversary to the funky lawyer game *hands you a maya*

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New Tron game looks dope, I'm definitely looking forward to it. That being said it is extremely funny to me that the trailer dropped this afternoon and is already bringing the anti-woke crowd out to complain that Tron has "gone woke" because of the skin tone and supposed genitals of a fucking computer program.

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A new study finds that Apple has some of the highest employee turnover rates of any tech company. Google "apple turnover" for more information.

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(angry video game nerd voice) two genders? that's it? and you just get given one at random, you don't even get to decide which one you want? what a shitload of fuck

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This post was made by Pearl Houzuki

EXCELLENT NEWS EVERYONE

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Your dog's heart is simply giving into the darkness that lies inside each and every heart, for the heart's true nature is darkness. With your dog's help, we will finally be able to unlock Kingdom Hearts and unleash true darkness upon the world!

Reddit, it's me again. And I am urgent need of help.

There appears to be some kind of darkness forming underneath my dog. WTF???

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“you support gay rights so you must be gay”

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

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YOU hates terfs

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if i had to end the simpsons the final episode would be completely bereft of dialogue, cutting between character's houses, they're sitting silently in their comfortable spaces, at peace. over the course of the next 23 minutes we see every inhabitant of springfield slowly wither and turn to dust, open windows allowing them to be carried away on a light breeze. sometimes it seems painful, others joyful, but in the end nothing remains

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Middle-aged my ass that man is like 26 in the first game

middle aged man bishie sparkles….. i’ve never respected capcom more