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voice over: "and here's what you missed on glee"

voice over: sectionals are coming up and things are getting a bit tense as the fight for solos rages on

[cut to the inside of the auditorium]

kakashi: alright sasuke i need you to take the lead on this one

sai: why does sasuke get the solo its not like he earned it

sasuke: i'm sorry should we just have you croak whisper grimes into a mic and call it a day?

ino: it's probably better than whatever "soul crushing" lana del ray song you're going to screech out [hi fives sai]

kakashi: stop it. sasuke's our best singer and our best shot at sectionals. you'll get your turn eventually.

voice over: but solos aren't the only thing students are getting heated about. love is in the air

hinata and naruto: [walking down the hallway holding hands]

hinata: i love you

naruto: i love you too

voice over: no not them

naruto and sasuke: [making out passionately inside a school closet]

naruto: maybe we should stop

sasuke: [sucking on his neck] because you have a girlfriend?

naruto: i mean so do you

sasuke: see the cheating cancels out

voice over: uh oh. but maybe they have a point. or at least temari thinks so

temari: [walking down the hall in a cheerios uniform and popping gum while on her phone] it's a simple plan, kankuro and no i'm not crazy. i'm just going to join the glee club through my impeccable talents and win over her heart by eating my way there straight through her pussy.

kankuro: [also on his phone walking right next to her] and hinata dating the quarterback means nothing to you?

temari: well you see that's where *he* comes in

[cut to glee club]

gaara: hello i'm auditioning to join the glee club

voice over: but it's not only teenagers drunk in love

gai: [singing into a wrestling trophy and gyrating his hips] daddy i want you na na

kakashi: [eye wide open]

gai: drunk in love i want you

voice over: but some things just don't get easier with age

obito: [slamming the door open to kakashi's office right as coach gai leans in to give kakashi a kiss]

obito: hello. i'm back.

voice over: and that's what you missed on glee.

july 2018

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Saw this shared on Facebook, and I had to share it here.

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suffering in silence

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where angels fear to tread

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the answer is yes

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i am occasionally a genius

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Afternoon nap

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breaking bad is the funniest show on earth like. culturally. every single episode description is like "as his impending divorce looms closer, walter misses the birth of his child to sell meth" and ten thousand reddit men in 2011 collectively decided they Wanted To Be Him

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I bet you do like tits you little bitch

well of course i do but what the fuck does this mean are you okay

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sword dad & sword son

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Now that Law is confirmed giant nerd I can’t stop thinking about how Zoro geeked out in the Dressrosa arc and that these two would probably bond over cheesy rubber suit shows

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pspspspspsps sanji’s emotional vulnerability pspspspsp

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my response to fanartists who wax sanji smooth

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A young, talented scientist named Yzma (played by Ariana Grande) stumbles onto a plot orchestrated by a corrupt empire. She vows to stop them but in the process, her entire family is crushed by a stampede of llamas. In her despair, she gets her potions mixed up and accidentally drinks from a vial that ages her 80 years and renders her scary beyond all reason. Yzma swears revenge on the newly born emperor, Kuzco. Kronk is her love interest and played by one of the hot guys from Riverdale.

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in honour of cruella here's some ideas i have for new disney movies

Scar is gay and mufasa murdered his boyfriend which is why he's out for revenge. it's not mentioned in the original movie bc it's not relevant to simba's story

Yzma's whole family was killed by a llama

Gaston was raised by his abusive single mother who always put him down and called him ugly but he finally broke away from her and found his confidence. he hates women for unrelated reasons just because

Ursula has abandonment issues and turns people into plants because she doesn't want to be alone

fuckin uuhhh. jafar is actually uh *throws dart* an orphan who was abused by *spins wheel* cats