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@ask-summer-epos

Onyx: We do have menus they contain a little something for all types of ponies. I don’t drink much myself.

Whirligig: IMAGINE OWNING A BAR AND BEING UNABLE TO HANDLE YOUR BOOZE.

Onyx: Whirligig please.

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GO IN TOO U bar SIT ON IT

HEY GET DOWN FROM THERE

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@ask-summer-epos

“Best way I could describe this place is… an old English bar trying really hard to be modern and hip. But like… in a cute way!

The walls are their original stone and wood. There’s a bunch a holes in the roof we gotta get fixed BUT we have a pinball machine and like one flatscreen tv so that evens things out… WELL, I think so anyway ;p”

Time for my yearly post lmao, sorry I got an iPad for Christmas and just now I’m finally getting around to using it for art when I don’t wanna sit at my desk after coming home from my office job.

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missed my 1 year anniversary by 22 days <:( wow .. time does sure fly!

Sorry for the sporadic activity. 11 hour work week really takes a toll on your inspo to draw after work OTL while updates wont be frequent I will try to doodle some while i got free time <:)c

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What’s the strongest drink you got? These adventures of mine can be rather straining.

"Okay listen. Once you take this glass you gotta get the hell outta here cus if the big guy finds out I gave this to you he'd be reeeeal mad.

I just took all the big boy bottles of booze and poured one once of each in here and then just a quick splash of blue curacao for the looks but well. It got muddy. Just take. Shoo shoo"

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BOOOO! GET OFF THE BLOG! WE ONLY CARE ABOUT WHIRLIGIG AND ONYX HAZE! BOOOO!

:[ mean to them

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also two knew faces before i head to bed

a very stern match maker (havent come up with a name yet )

and a very deceptive looking cutie head of security Clear Waters :]

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Cheese...

We are not really a cheese and wind joint but uuuuh how about some cheddar?

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I come back with 2 new staff members to add to the bar scene

More details once I get home

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COMES OUTOF THE GROUND COVERED IN DIRT

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Is there any drink recipes for dragons?

We do offer a small assortment of drinks with crushed or powdered drinks. They can come in a glass or a keg depending on the size of the dragon.

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Do you have any forbidden, illegal drinks that you only sell to shady characters?

Like. Put drugs in there or something- blood? Cus we can't put either of those in drinks for health reasons. If somepony decides to spice up their own drink, then it's up to them, I guess.

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not able to post today :( got some body pain that made doodling a bit diffcult! but i will be back full force tomorrow hopefully

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Hiya, I'm opening up 5 slots for little commissions like that because they're fun to do ( and also I have to pay twice for my dog to be recognized as a real pomeranian smh )

Slots : 5/5

What you get : either a headshot or a silly little chibi of your character :3

Price : 16€ ( via Paypal ) +15€ of the price if you'd like a second character +10€ if you'd like a background ( I only do simple nature tho )

What I can draw : oc, canon, fanon, furries, ponies, humanoids, pokemons

What I cant draw : kpop, undertale, mechas

More exemples

Also here's a picture of my dog fighting a crocodile real not fake

Reblogs appreciated :3 Thank youuu

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ALSO THANK U SM FOR 40 FOLLOWERS???? 😭😭😭💝💖💘💘💖💝💕💕💓💓💓💞💞💞💞

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posting will resume after work today! :D thx for ur patience <3

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Gimme a glass of two-percent. Milk.

I'll admit, that is a rather strange request, but we do have some. No cookies however, Whirl isn't much of a baker.