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15/06/2020

I took Millie down to Maidstone to meet my parents and we got in to cooking dinner together immediately, my dad came down after a long while to finalize say hello and he was happy and warm to meet Millie. Millie wanted to cook an assortment of weird dishes which involved 10 eggs to use in battering beef steaks, the egg shells where to be saved and crushed for the batter. My brother came down to help and got along with Millie.

We went upstairs to pick our rooms when we bumped into my cousins but these weren't my real cousins, they were English, there was about 8 of them, all teen-agers and even though they were short of loveable, they were very Christian and racist, one of them even being a nazi but it was sort of like a sit com now. They didn't do anything outwardly hateful for me to know they were racist, it was just something I knew through pseudo-knowing them for ages. We woke up and PewDiePie was coming to visit which was one of my cousins boyfriends. i went out to say hello and walked to school.

The school was one large classroom in a village hall. A village where everyone knew each other and their children. I walked in and the teacher introduced me and the classmates asked me questions. They were really friendly and confident which made me feel relaxed even though they were wearing smart clothes and I was wearing my oversized purple jumper that had had an extended cooler which served as a muffler.

Suddenly another new student walked in and it was Robin McAlister, he was dressed smartly and I said woah it's you and all that surprise but Robin wasn't as surprised and said weird things like "yes top of the morning in this hullabaloo quite a coincidence yes yes" and then another new student walked in and it was Joshua tomato head, a guy I used to go to school with in secondary school. He was sucking a lollipop and he was almost annoyed to see me.

I started waking up in real life but I was enjoying it so much I tried to stay asleep but I knew it wouldn't happen, so I just said goodbye everyone, I'll never see you again and woke up.

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6/3/19

Dreamt that I went to Millie's house in derbyshire but it was a bungalow and her parents were very happy to see me. Found it hard to move as it was a dream. People came

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19/7/18

I had a black mirror dream last night really fucky.

We were uploaded as digital versions and we could do what we liked. in the digital “dream” people could do anything they put their minds to just like a lucid dream so there were really bad people manipulating the world. it was a normalish world, not an apocalypse but the few that had ultimate control were like gods. They were like gods but not benevolent, just humans that were gods. I was sharing a flat with other people. A 20s yo guy who was madly in love with a 20s yo woman and he was pathetic and she was ultra uninteresting (I don’t know why my dream-self was so judgemental but I remember vividly thinking that) And another man in a suit. They all wanted to go to a pub so we went. Loads and loads of weird things happened. The flatmates were unlikable so I went to find Louis and he was there dressed as a statue (lots of people were dressed as statues and I didn’t realise at first) Then a couple of horrible scenarios happened on repeat and I had to change things each time to change the outcome. Long story short the man in the suit was a “god” and was controlling everything, he made the pathetic guy kill the woman each instance and I kept trying to tell them but they were just so unhelpable. In the end, the Suit man trapped me in a glass room with a screen showing me every universe he controlled and had fun in and I was just one of them.

there was so much more going on.

1. I went shopping with my dad and we shared a father-son moment making dough together

2. An elderly couple was arguing because the old man wanted to recreate a meme art style and he tried so hard and finally got it right (we kind of destroyed a dinosaur painting that was really good but we didn’t realise it was his)

3. I ran home to my brother who was crying and I hugged him and carried him in my arms like a toddler and he said that he had sex with a girl and I said did you use a condom and he said no. I told him to practice safe sex next time and he’s lucky. He calmed down after seeing me. It was a really really wild dream people were dressed as statues because it was the new fashion in this world I think.

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1/7/18

I had a dream that we had a family function at Maidstone home and my uncle came downstars and told my parents something and they shouted for me angrily. They said that he'd found a c-card in my room. And explain it. I called every family member down to say "look this person snooped around in my room and is berating me, humiliating me in front of my parents for having something that keeps me safe and is a sensible thing to have." But they asked what does the C stand for in C-card? And I said condoms and they said OHHHHH. We thought it stood for Steak. Like some sort of drugs thing. The mood then shifts to nothing happened at all and everybody goes back to what their doing and I'm like wow ok so you put me through that and I'm supposed to act like nothing happened? I then went to a party were everyone acted like they were snobby but they were losers. There was a pond where people were growing large sea monkeys and I planted a Venus fly trap because they'd turn into flies and fly straight to them. There was a place to store shoes 

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28/6/18

I had a dream that I was unable horror game. It was an escape the room horror game like the rusty lake series but I had team mates like left 4 dead. Like left 4 dead, they were all anime girls. There was a monster that would eat us if we failed and we needed to collect different little items to get clues and other items. There was a time limit and it was really really fun but scary. I was using paper clips, screw drivers, unlocking padlocks. The teammates would get killed one by one or they'd kill themselves or each other because they'd argue.

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9/6/18

We woke up in a spaceship where everyone had these Bluetooth ear things that let us talk by thinking because most of the people were deaf (I was told). We didn't know anyone and had to figure out why we were there. We thought we were the injured because I remember fighting in a war before blacking out. Everyone was cool and were aliens or robots or whatever. People would hang out and do things together to pass the time, some people were magicians or medics or had powers or had some tech in their spacesuits and were trying to figure out what was going on. I think the ship was called The 20 or something. A robot kid that looked like the donut kid from Simpsons came and said that we were a military experiment and that he owned this ship. He said not to worry and have a good time. He was very friendly but said not to talk but instead communicate by thinking through the transponders. He would be like shhhh shhh. This scared me and made me think that everyone wasn't actually deaf but we needed to hide from something. It was really weird because it just sounded like people were talking and they'd do hand gestures and mime the words  but they were thinking it directly into my head. At night we slept but this particular night we could hear someone's transponder in a the receiver not in cradle tone and it was zenyatas I think. I took my one off to get a better listen  and I could hear someone on my right in agony saying "wait that's the twenty first" and then mechanical whirring and a click and then "ughh that's twenty two" and then more buzzing and sawing and "we were promised just 20" I put my transponder back in and went to sleep.

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24/3/18

I had a dream that it was a family holiday, a big one. And all my cousins and grandparents were there high in the Switzerland mountains in a private resort. We were at dinner at my grandparents and I felt sleepy so my dad offered to drive me home so I could go to bed. The only problem was that his reactions times and coordination seemed really off and he kept bumping into walls and bin bags in the hall. I asked if he was drunk and he said no of course not but he was very drunk. I offered to drive but he insisted. 

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23/3/18

This was my first nightmare in ages. I was living in a poor neighborhood and it looked like lasdun with lots of flats. There was this crime boss, the worst and scariest person in the whole area. He would make people drink sulfuric acid. Now I was new so I was walking around and met this guy my age called Ross and he was friendly but told me he'd got in trouble with the crime boss because he lost a lot of money for him. I tried to go back home but some goons grabbed me and took me to the boss. It was a stone room, empty and he was there at his desk and I was petrified. He orders one of his own men to shoot himself and they do it immediately. Then he asks me where Ross is and I don't know and they spray my arm with deodorant which hurts. And I think they're gonna kill me but let me go. I then go to this high rise shopping mall and find my friends

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22/12/17

The LUT people went out for a fun pizza food social in a nice mall. It was high up and you had to take an escalator to get there. It was buy one get one free for the food so we all looked around and I partnered with Mitch. He got a chicken pizza and I got the same. I also got a coke immediately which I started drinking since it was free refills. Everyone got their food and went to sit while my food took ages so I just stood around at the bar waiting. The guy said hey you want a refill? And I said yeah so he scanned my cup and refilled it. He then said hang on it doesn't match your ID you'll have to pay for it again. I stood there confused and waited for him to just let me go when some kids came and started some commotion. They were like give us some free food to the guy behind the bar and he told them to piss off. They then saw me and my drink and went for the straw without asking. I was like um no and they started to grab onto me so I pushed them off and it escalated into a fist fight which I won easily. The fight got even weirder as I jumped off the side of the building and had a squirrel suit and glided away. ???

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12/12/17

In my dream which was a nightmare, I woke up in my own bed but it was FILLED with sweat, it was terrible and disgusting. I was trapped with the bedsheets and duvet plastered all over me and to make it worse I thought it was actually real. My theatre group were also stood around my bed giving me condolences and I just gave up and went back to bed. I woke up happy to find that my bed was very dry and warm.

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9/12/17

We were in a school doing a large show. It was tedious and boring and I felt so bored... That's all I remember

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7/12/17

I don't remember much of the start but it was a story being told to me and the could see what was happening in first person. There was a underwater submarine base and a team of explorers were meant to do down there, collect some important data and blow the place up. However there was a mole on the team that wanted the data for themselves only so he stabbed his partner in the mouth so they couldn't use their oxygen tank. The partner (who was Jack Black) swam up to deteonate the base early so that no one could have the data. That's it.

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6/12/17

We were in a group for a social and we were walking through some suburbs at night. It was incredibly quiet as snow had fallen. There was an orange glow because of the sulfur streetlights. Even the air was very still and not windy. I had made this walk many times as apparently I was a committee member and had done it every year. There was a steep part of the road that was also icy and it would always slide you out of control me and two other members went anyway and slid very fast into a crossroads. Fortunately there were no cars but we all agreed it was very dangerous. We arrived at the shopping centre and walked around. There wasn't a lot of people in there. We looked around, there wasn't a lot to do until there was a futuristic advert for a haunted house. It was some mutant bulldog and my friend was like Ahhh and ran away but I thought it was a hologram so I went to kick it as I didn't have enough time to run away. Unfortunately it was an incredibly realistic robot with squishy fake flesh. And a mouth. It bit my entire foot and I was punching it in the head while it mauled me. I then woke up to find my leg had pins and needles from sleeping on it.

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5/12/17

I was fishing with my dad in this ugly ugly swampy campsite that was next to a lake. There were two sections in the lake separated by netting fences. One section had small ugly fish that my dad let me fish and the other section had gigantic ugly fish that my dad prohibited me from fishing as he said they would pull me into the water. The fish looked like ancient prehistoric fish like coelacanths and they were really not pleasant to look at. They made me feel uneasy, the water was a murky colour, the fish were dull and brown and the weather was overcast and dim. But I enjoyed being with my dad and he'd remind me every single time to not aim for the section with the large fish. I never caught anything however, not even the small fish.

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18/11/17

I was in this dystopian high-rise flats and Ellie was there and we went round this giant warehouse shopping centre and found boxes upon boxes of wands.

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20/10/17

Such a weird and long dream. Was at a over 16 reunion and everyone was awkwardly dancing to cheesy old songs.

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18/10/17

Uber drivers were texting me and asking if they could have my loyalty for the winter months as they would be shaving their beards and didn't know if their families would disown them.