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EWOW 13A

The prompt for this round is: "What's the front page headline on the May 12, 2063 edition of the New York Times?"

You cannot cast votes after the deadline. Get them in!

You may vote on your own response, and you can vote 20 times before your voting power begins to diminish.

Vote by June 3rd, 11:59 PM PDT (6:59 AM UTC).

oops i forgor.

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EWOW 12B IS OUT!

The prompt for this round is: "What's the front page headline on the May 12, 2063 edition of the New York Times?"

Remember, deadlines are exact. You cannot submit after the deadline, so make sure to submit before then.

You have until May 23rd, 11:59 PM PDT, or 6:59 AM UTC, to submit responses to the prompt on ewow.zone.

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EWOW 12A IS OUT

Vote on the prompt: "You're a monster who wants to live in human society, but your strange nature makes that difficult. What's one odd aspect of yourself and how do you pass it off as normal?" Also, responses' words must be even letter counts (odd words will be colored red).

Remember, deadlines are now strict! You can look at ewow.zone to see how much time you have left.

If you need to get a refresher, please just watch the episode im eepy i just woke up

Voting deadline is April 8th, 11:59 PM PDT (or UTC April 9th 6:59 AM UTC).

i can barely see this thing when i'm putting it in. hope it's right!

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EWOW 11B

EWOW 11B has come out! If you are a contestant still in, submit a response to the prompt: "You're a monster who wants to live in human society, but your strange nature makes that difficult.

What's one odd aspect of yourself, and how do you pass it off as normal?"

You cannot use odd-numbered letter counts. But don't worry! ewow.zone will check that for you!

As always, the deadline is strict. Happy responding!

You have until March 21st, 11:59 PM PST* (or March 22nd, 7:59 AM UTC) to respond.

*the deadline was changed slightly, so for someone in PDT it would be 1 am.

also, time converted below.

ii HATE daylightt savingss!!! GRRR

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EWOW 11A HAS COME OUT

Vote on the prompt: "Humanity has made contact with aliens, but after learning more about our planet, they've abruptly stopped talking to us.

What was it that made them ghost us?"

You must vote IN THE COMMENTS. You cannot vote on ewow.zone.

Remember, deadlines are STRICT! Do not forget to respond.

Deadline is February 10th, 23:59 PST (or February 11th, 7:59 UTC). Don't forget to EWOW!

time converted below as always

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EWOW has RETURNED!!!

welcome to the EWOW.ZONE...

(video explains how to navigate the site, if you need help)

As a reminder, the prompt was: "Humanity has made contact with aliens, but after learning more about our planet, they've abruptly stopped talking to us.

What was it that made them ghost us?"

You must submit your response(s) by February 2nd, 23:59 PST (or February 3rd, 7:59 UTC). Happy EWOWing!

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URGENT EWOW ANNOUNCEMENT

Form has been taken down. Google forms will no longer be used in future episodes. Deadline extended indefinitely; ewow 11 prompt remains the same. Season will experience a short hiatus.

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Form 11 down

The form has been taken down. Again.

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EWOW 10B is OUT!

Respond to the prompt: "Humanity has made contact with aliens! But, after learning more about our planet, they've abruptly cut contact.

What was it that made them ghost us?"

The example response to this prompt was: "Earth's excessive pollution tripped their spaceships' navigation sensors. Visiting becomes dangerous!"

Since there are DRPs and TRPs in play, the responding form has 3 response fields. If you do not have a DRP or TRP, any extra responses you try to submit will be ignored. Prizing or losing a life to decay will give you a DRP. You can check to see how many entries you have.

NOTICE! Deadlines are strict. If you do not submit by the deadline, you will not be able to respond and therefore will DNP! Be careful, guys.

Also! Life Decay. Go to 10A for a review of the mechanics, or the post I made.

You have until January 5th, 23:59 PST (or January 6th, 7:59 UTC) to submit your response(s). Have a happy nEWOW year!

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EWOW 10B shall premiere.

in like 15 minutes at 5:30 PM PST

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EWOW 10A is OUT

Whether you're a contestant or not, you can now vote on the prompt: "Come up with an alternate use for a food item."

NOTICE! Deadlines are strict now, so if you want your votes to count, cast them before the deadline ends!

You can also find your own response using Dark's response finder. You don't have to worry about voting it first, that's allowed!

You must cast your votes by December 7th, 11:59 PM PST (or December 8th, 7:59 AM UTC). Happy EWOWmas!

time conversion under the christmas tree cut

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URGENT EWOW ANNOUNCEMENT

Due to the EWOW 10 Form unexpectedly going down, the prompt was changed to "Come up with an alternate use to a food item."

AS ALWAYS, remember that deadlines are strict: they'll end RIGHT after the deadline. So get to responding again, folks!

And also, make sure you get a confirmation email.

The deadline has been extended to November 25th, 2024, 11:59 PM PST (or UTC 7:59 AM, November 26th).

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i hate having to scroll to this in my files. quite annoying

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EWOW 10 PROMPT CHANGE

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10A Form Issues

The form has been taken down.

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EWOW 9B is OUT!

If you are a contestant still in, respond to the prompt: "You're on trial for a crime. Quick! Convince the jury you're innocent."

(life decay goes into effect NEXT B EPISODE! be prepared! re-reference the latest explanation. or my post but idk how accurate it is i don't think i watched it LOL)

NOTICE! Deadlines are strict. The form will be closed right after the deadline is up, so make sure you respond.

You have until November 20th, 11:59 PM PST (or November 21st, 7:59 AM UTC) to submit a response to EWOW 10's prompt.

time conversion... now!!!

can you believe it ? EWOW 9B ! it's

i'm not removing that

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EWOW 9B is PREMIERING

EWOW 9B will premiere on 9:30 PM PST.