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Stargazing with the boys

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The Beacons of Gondor by Cliff Cramp

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You can't understate the profound effect these Natasha Allegri drawings had on an entire generation

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my eyes are green i eat my veggies

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sourcewielder

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HOLY SHIIT WHAT A CROSSOVER

i did a dos2 x pentiment thing for my illustration class last semester where we had to do an illustration in the style of our favourite sidescroller game and then i didnt post it for like months oops

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i did a dos2 x pentiment thing for my illustration class last semester where we had to do an illustration in the style of our favourite sidescroller game and then i didnt post it for like months oops

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No, but Sebille.

Here's just a list of facts about Sebille when you romance her.

If you ask whether she ever expected to kill a god, she says 'yes.'

She makes the first move before you even set foot on the Nameless Isle because when she has her target she never misses.

She spends the entire time on the Nameless Isle making your companions uncomfortable because she is constantly calling you her 'darling' and undressing you with her eyes.

Speaking of which, the narrator keeps describing her looking at you like she's a cat looking at a tasty bird.

When you have your intimate time, she's the only romance option who jumps immediately to one order: 'strip.'

She licks. all of you. all. of. you.

She dramatically makes out with you after the final battle in front of everyone (including the dying lucian; the last thing he ever sees is her French kissing you on his throne).

If you choose to be Divine and free her from the tree, she not only stays with you, no questions asked, she says 'love conquers even divinity.' i.e., she not only expected that she would one day kill a god, but also to top one.

Sebille. My beloved cannibal wife, Sebille.

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I've been unironically thinking about dos2 elven bikini armor and it lays onto my headcanons pretty nicely. I think I can explain this beyond "aestetic design" reason

their entire anatomy is very interesting. If you ever played dos2 you must've seen it - they have lines on their body like a toned muscles but if it's muscles, then they're anatomically incorrect/kinda weird.

dos2 elves have a very strong bond with the nature, to the point where in their death they're literally turning into a tree. that makes me think that they're partly plants in biology.

I hc that living in the wild nature for centuries allowed them to develop natural body armor under their skin on the most vital parts (that's why they don't cover places like stomach and neck)

I think, in such vital places they're solid to touch, though they compensate for this with their flexibility (height and the length of their limbs) so they're not entirely rigid/stiff (not like the lizards, in places)

I feel like they would have zero body hair for the same plant-y reason

in their culture they hardly wear clothes, it's more like a decoration/expression of oneself rather than a necessity. literally haven't seen any piece of solid clothes on any elf in the entire game beside those who's living/trapped in human's culture. they have a different definition of modesty

speaking of modesty, I think there's also not much to hide... for men, too. I think... there is some anatomy fuckery that is going on. I've seen few headcanons about that, each objectively crazier than the last. they all valid, keep it up

I've lost my train of thoughts halfway through but that pretty much sums it up

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my cringe sebilles

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late to the trend, as always, but here they are: Sebille and Lohse mugshot meme

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sad news… artist incredibly yuri pilled about a ship like 3 other people care about