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oh woahhh……… modern age gap au tobirama as madara’s kept boy…..,,.,…. 🤝

yeah it's like in public tobirama (mid 20s) feigns social grace by only speaking when needed/prompted and is handsome on madara's (early 50s) arm which is of course the point and even lets madara get a little handsy with him in front of others because that's what he's supposed to do. but whenever they get back to madara's place tobirama immediately starts grousing and bitching and sniping at madara who has like doves and hearts floating around his head like "this is the you that i like best... why else would i keep you around outside of these little functions... it gets boring after a while. sighs deeply" "you're lucky your skin and bones are turning into newspaper by the day or else i'd very much be breaking your fingers off for annoying me like that." still rides his middle aged dick to save him the hip pain tho. and has an overly full bank account

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Okay seriously I love how outspoken you are about being anti-wimp Tobirama because it’s been irking me lately as someone that had aspirations to read the entirety of the mdtb tag. What is UP with fans being obsessed with putting Tobirama in anti-Senju revenge fantasies??? That man is too busy trying to get Madara Uchiha to stab him in interesting places.

this somehow hot take has rendered people very upset at me before

and it's because creating conflict and pondering upon odd character motivation and not just going from point a to point b is too hard so why bother trying. throw rocks at him and shutter him in the rival clan attic away from his own mean dumb evil clan and make him cry because random civilians called him a mean name that isn't even the f-slur, because this would totally happen, with tobirama

the stabbings must continue the strike zones are just incidental

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Would love to know what are some of your favourite fanfics, like “I will sell my soul to read this again”

Also what themes would you be drawn most too? Lately just like super dark stuff has been great reads… idk why I’m just a slut for all that stuff atm. Blood, smut and death all in one😂

i would give a shred of my soul to be able to read clickingstranger's fics for the first time all over again but then again they've never lost the magic for me and also we are good friends thru the beautiful power of mdtb so somewhat null and void, and i'm still riding the high of @coire-non gifting their wonderful mdtb stumbling into bdsm fic to me. So Basically It's Hard To Say i just love madatobis so much no fic i love never truly loses its touch ☆

as for da second part. lets be real here i feel like im literally in a fucking desert i'll basically take anything that isn't middling about or middle of the road or turning tobirama into a total wimp. PLEASE for the love of god anyone do anything

but themes I'M drawn most to? usually pwp because i'm an unabashed pervert but yeah i love when things suck, kinda suck or a lot suck, and there is blood and scrapping and meanness and blood and rudeness. i still desire a good yandere madara type story where he locks away tobirama. its /madara and tobirama/ (hatefucking implied) of course the dark stuff will always be top notch. weird bdsm, clinging to each other in the wake of grief neither can fully mitigate nor understand, weird arranged marriage, toxic obsession, unstoppable force immovable objecyt etc etc

lets look at (SOME OF) my idea dragfts to get into my headspace of desires, i suppose

for U

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"thoughts on--" i have thought about every madatobi scenario imaginable. all of them. "but what about" ALL OF THEM. "even--" Yes. all of them.

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Thoughts on Madara bringing Tobirama back from the dead with edo tensei only to fuck the shit out of him? 👀

you're silly for even touching the edge of the idea that i havent thought about this it's 1. edoten fuckery 2. ends in madara fucking tobirama you could not bait me any harder. anyway read this and this fic

and i still need to draw old man madara fucking edoten tbrm in that cave

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Your blog was suggested to me and I don't go here at all (naruto fan but only care about sasuke basically) but your mind is soo beautiful and enlightened. All the best 👣

the footprint emoji makes this especially beautiful to me... thank you... get caught in my madatobi beams forever

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Madara plunging into Tobirama's tits is my Roman Empire.

Please more. Those tits deserve more attention!!

i still don't understand the roman empire meme but i do understand the second part very well and good 💯 lets all get on this. his boobs

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what can i say, madatobi brings me una gran alegría. or perhaps o mare bucurie. whatever the language, i'm smiling so wide and terrible and disgusting-like

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Thoughts on Bad End AUs? Any particular plot that’s your fave (if any)?

is it an au if technically the end is bad in canon anyway...

je digresse, i've written my personal favorite already where hashirama does commit harakiri and tobirama becomes first hokage and it's just a horrible dance between him and madara and madara leaves anyway (i love when he leaves anyway weeeee yayyyy everyone suffer ♡) and as we are all aware i love the idea of madara being completely aware of tobirama tearing him apart in the morgue and wielding that knowledge against him after resurrection, love that, we need more corpses in this place. now that i think about it, i haven't read a piece yet that tantalizes me where tobirama commits harakiri instead and madara has to fight down some weird unreconciled lust (and gets killed by hashirama anyway). i think that would be cool and interesting and sexy. madara jerking off and then is like what is this flashing image of blood on my hands... well i'll worry about that later

nonetheless my favorite ends will always be when madatobi fuck ☝️

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any word on the street about mdtbweek yet...

asking for me

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been taking a shit ton cold meds to exorcize whatever the hell demon is clogging my skull and misread my url as elhnft and almost criyed laughing thinking about a horrible alternate future where i establish $MDTBCOING and the logo is Heads Madara Tails Tobirama and it has a blender style cum ooze on it and you have to buy it with that effect. you have to

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Thought about the coffin again today. Do you think Zetsu knows what went down in that morgue? Does Madara?

well zetsu was in the mausoleum and slithered his way into it to find him so presumably yeah. and i hope to god madara does. got taken for one last ride and not on a ferry down the river...

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/pat pat tou tou

it's okay, now you can cared for in a sick fic /muah (of which i'm sure there are ones that show love for a soft c*** /covers face too embarrassed to type it)

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have a wip pov shot of madara fucking tobirama's hole sitting on my current canvas but i can do nothing about it because for some reason, in the middle of a terrible heatwave, i caught a cold.

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no wasted breath on this one