eli-chris
eli-chris
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eli-chris · 11 days ago
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eli-chris · 11 days ago
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Hey just a quick check in- now that musk is like severely imploding on trump and their severed ties
Yall won't forget this part right?
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Yall won't forget he's still a massive scumbag right? That he's still a nazi right? That won't get lost in translation right???
(I don't THINK it'll get forgotten but I really want to remind people that just because Musk is now bashing trump for all the shit we've known about him for awhile that we don't forget he was complicit. If anything his bashing and airing out trumps laundry makes it worse, because he KNEW all that and still worked with him.)
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eli-chris · 13 days ago
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Superman desperately scanning the street during a fight to find the most morally acceptable car to throw at his opponent, knowing that not everybody has insurance, and loss of transportation can ruin a life -
A wave of incredible relief washes over him as he spots the hard geometric lines and silver paintless sheen of a Cybertruck.
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eli-chris · 13 days ago
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VRO OK SO YOU GUYS KNOW THE FUCKING CHAI SCENE IN ATSV RIGHT? WHERE MILES SAYS CHAI TEA AND PAV CORRECTS HIM?? IN CRIMINAL MINDS S7 EP16 THAT JOKE WAS MADE BY HOTCH. MIND YOU THIS EP CAME OUT BACK IN FEB 2012!
anyways thats all i wanted to say theres nothing else
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eli-chris · 15 days ago
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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.
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eli-chris · 16 days ago
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huge shout out to this little kid for writing my favorite poem
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eli-chris · 16 days ago
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Say it out loud who's gonna stop you?
If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on
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eli-chris · 28 days ago
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I’ve discovered my new favorite gimmick account on twitter lmao
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eli-chris · 1 month ago
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Please please please
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eli-chris · 2 months ago
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AI disturbance overlays for those who don't have Ibis paint premium. found them on tiktok
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eli-chris · 2 months ago
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a yes tumblr
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eli-chris · 2 months ago
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some days you cannot help but pity some people
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eli-chris · 2 months ago
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eli-chris · 2 months ago
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eli-chris · 2 months ago
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RAHHHH MY BABIES
GUYS GUYS
GAMBIT AND NIGHTCRAWLER WILL BE IN DOOMSDAY. ISTG IF I EVER FIND OUT THIS IS FAKE NEWS OR THEY SCRAP IT IM GONNA CRY
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eli-chris · 2 months ago
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Happy freedom weekend to all who celebrate!
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eli-chris · 2 months ago
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