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Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet

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new alignment chart just dropped

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ねるでち…

Kofu am going to sleep...

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I’m going to unlearn shame *bursts into tears and beats my head against a brick wall*

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the right hairstyle for your face is the one that makes you smile when you see yourself in the mirror btw.

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sorry i can't come in to work today. yeah sorry they killed me off last night. yeah i just wasn't relevant to the plot anymore. i should be in tomorrow but i'll let you know.

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"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on

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"i'm literally tweaking" "are you restarted" "you sound acoustic right now" "this has crackhead energy" "my ex is such a narcissist" "i'm going nonverbal for an hour" "intrusive thoughts won"

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my beautiful wife shes so nasty.

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Ah yes, the autistic experience of being more mature than your peers as a child/teen, and then less mature as an adult. The window of opportunity to relate is... not there

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sorry i overreacted i had no idea everything would be fine

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silly

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I kissed an engaged guy because I hated his fiancee.

This is a Total Drama hot take blog.

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that one flynn rider meme