eliastwalker

[eliastwalker]

Oh true, sorry sir, forgot there were only five presidents to memorise when you were in school, and that you forgot everything.

You're using the British spelling of memorize, what do you know about presidents?

[eliastwalker]

Sir is it true that back in your day you didn't have super cool calculators and had to actually know formulas for cosine, sine, and tangent? Cuz in that case you could teach Keegan math. Or the whole team while you're at it. Disguise it as a briefing and it's actually just back to school.

Kid, it's been so long since I've been in school, I've forgotten all of that. I know enough math to get the bills paid correctly, and that's it.

[eliastwalker]

Just say Hesh and a very sleep deprived keegan who was driving going 80 in a 35…. What’s that about?

Hesh didn’t seem nervous more like egging it on.

Hesh most likely had a bet with money on the line on how far Keegan can go without crashing.

[eliastwalker]

Sir do you know... the muffin man..?

The muffin man?

[eliastwalker]

mr elias walker, are you a boomer?

I believe so.

[eliastwalker]

Kids are getting too good a photoshop.

I found a pic of your dad and Rorke kissing. *drops the picture plus a family pack of skittles*

why do you even have that? how? where? i have so many questions...

[eliastwalker]

Hey Mr Elias, were the boys ever scared of something weird when they were younger?

Not that I remember, though I feel as if Hesh had a small fear of Slenderman when he got popular back then.

[eliastwalker]

"is everything okay?" Well officially, everything is peachy. You don't have clearance to know the unofficial version. But still, you didn't asnwer the question: what would you do if you had a dream/nightmare of Rorke as the Pixar lamp but you're the "i".

You're asking weird questions.

[eliastwalker]

Hey Mr Walker

Have you ever watched ‘Terra Nova’ and if so what is your opinion on Commander Nathaniel Taylor 👀

Never seen it.

[eliastwalker]

ya like penguins? :3

They're okay as far animals go.

[eliastwalker]

what would you do if you had a dream/nightmare of Rorke as the Pixar lamp but you're the "i".

Anon, is everything okay? You've been asking weird questions, kid.

[eliastwalker]

Have you ever seen a deer stand up on its hind legs?

No, and I hope I never will.

[eliastwalker]

Ooc but I think you should see it too

[eliastwalker]

So, Hesh takes after your wife then? Does that mean Logan takes more after you?

Physically, yes. But my boys have their own personalities, though Logan acts more like his mom. David just got all the looks from her, with the same green eyes and brown hair.

[eliastwalker]

I feel like the anons already drive you insane, and since no one has asked this for what I could tell... Hi Elias, how was your day?

It was alright for the standards of an old man like me.

[eliastwalker]

I'm not good at this kinda stuff (frankly I'm shit) but if you miss your wife you could look out the window and find anything that may remind you of her? A flower, a bird, a tree perhaps? Or you could hug Hesh?

The best I can find that reminds me of that remarkable woman is Hesh's eyes.

[eliastwalker]

I miss my wife.