elinorbard
elinorbard
elinor bard
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30s, she/her | BG3, dnd, and all around fantasy nerd | avid reader and writer | elinorbard on AO3 | pfp by xxnashiraxx | adult content ahead; 18+ only!
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elinorbard · 34 minutes ago
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tell me in the tags if you sleep w the tv on/music playing or if it has to be pitch black/silent
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elinorbard · 39 minutes ago
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WIP Wednesday
It's Wednesday, my dudes. Nobody tagged me, I just need all the happy chemicals I can scavenge, and I enjoy writing Ta'av wreaking havoc.
“Do you miss being alive?” Heads swiveled towards Ta’av. The Bhaalspawn was leaning back in her chair, the picture of indolence, but every bit of her attention was focused on Ketheric. Enver recognized that quiet, predatory mood, from the twitch of her pale tail to the banked heat in her eyes. And it irritated him. “Am I not alive?” Ketheric replied. “Not entirely.” Only her tail moved as she stared at him. “I would know. Living creatures usually stay dead when you kill them.” “Hmm. And what is it that I am supposed to miss?” Enver did a poor job of hiding the roll of his eyes, but his fellow Chosen did not notice. “Warmth,” Ta’av said. “Pleasure. Desire. The sun, perhaps.” She suddenly leaned forward. Ketheric’s expression remained guarded, but he did not look away. “Food that doesn’t taste like decay,” she continued. “Feeling your own heart beat faster as you hold another’s life in your hands.” “An ability that I have not lost, I assure you.” She stood, stepped forward, and shrugged in one fluid motion. “It’s not the same. You miss other things more, though. A lover’s touch. Softness. Waking up with a woman in your bed.” Ta’av stopped when she reached the head of the table, an arm’s length away from Ketheric, and she tilted her head to the side as she studied him. “Your wife, especially, I think.”
Tagging @defira85, @verbenaa, @flamemittens, @shadows-aflame, and @sankttealeaf to share a WIP whenever! 😘
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elinorbard · 1 hour ago
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reblog this and put in the tags something you watched that terrified you as a child. i was so scared of the hot sauce in spongebob that i refused to be in the room when it was on
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elinorbard · 2 hours ago
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reblog to give writers the power to write 10k words of porn without plot
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elinorbard · 12 hours ago
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does making a playlist about your story count as writing
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elinorbard · 22 hours ago
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So rude that you can’t say “okay, I’m done thinking about that” and then actually stop thinking about it
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elinorbard · 23 hours ago
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honestly, especially in the current state of the world, you all have GOT to kill whatever puritanical voice inside your head keeps insisting that if something is erotic it has no social, artistic, or intellectual merit.
stop acting as if someone can’t enjoy both erotica and literary fiction or classics. it’s not some dichotomy.
stop acting as if erotic art can’t be poignant and meaningful. and that includes all erotic art - not just fine art.
stop insisting that sex scenes or erotic material ruin movies and shows just because you, personally, get icked out watching it.
no, not all erotic art is high art, and not all erotic art is meant to invoke deep intellectual discussion - but insisting that makes erotic art valueless, a disservice to intellectualism, or whatever else - does nothing but add fuel to a fire built on conservative ideology.
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elinorbard · 24 hours ago
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when you snuck your Banite boyfriend into your temple to bang but he won't stop talking
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elinorbard · 24 hours ago
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elinorbard · 1 day ago
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elinorbard · 1 day ago
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Tumblr is good for creative types because the tag system lets you be truly deranged about how much you like it without feeling as Exposed as a Comment Section
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elinorbard · 1 day ago
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Just saw a post asking how tall people are and now I want to make it a poll. Apologies to people in the fringe height categories, you do not get specifics.
I had to consult a chart for this
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elinorbard · 1 day ago
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elinorbard · 2 days ago
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anyway. what color are Ketheric Thorm's eyes? brownish?
actual thought I just had: "at least it's almost the weekend"
IT IS NOT. IT IS MONDAY NIGHT. someone please sedate me
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elinorbard · 2 days ago
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actual thought I just had: "at least it's almost the weekend"
IT IS NOT. IT IS MONDAY NIGHT. someone please sedate me
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elinorbard · 2 days ago
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I keep catching myself looking for her or expecting her to be just around the corner.
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elinorbard · 2 days ago
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do you ever want to gently float up to someone and whisper “this isn’t a debate; i am actually educated on the subject and i’m telling you you’re wrong”
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