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D

Do

Don

Dont

Dont d

Dont do

Dont do s

Dont do sc

Dont do sch

Dont do scho

Dont do schoo

Dont do school

Dont do schoo

Dont do scho

Dont do sch

Dont do sc

Dont do s

Dont do

Dont d

Dont

Don

Do

D

S

St

Sta

Stay

Stay i

Stay in

Stay in d

Stay in dr

Stay in dru

Stay in drug

Stay in drugs

Stay in drug

Stay in dru

Stay in dr

Stay in d

Stay in

Stay i

Stay

Sta

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ooo fun

Ireland-tayto cheese & onion- flame grilled steak

Tag gameeeeeee

So. im bored and I just learned different countries have different popular/typical/basic chip flavours. Which should probably be common sense but im really surprised and really curious (hence the tag game)

Say where your from + what the most popular chip flavour is there* + what your favourite chip flavour is

Me: Greece + Oregano+ Oregano

*if you're not sure ask yourself what flavour you'd get if you asked someone for chips without specifying the flavour

@nocturnal-riptide @mairon-goth-minion @aceofspades42 @lesbian-disaster-tm @aelia-posts @residentdisaster

+ anyone else

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30° in spain feels like 30°

30° in italy feels like 30°

But 30° in the united FUCKING kingdom feels like im being fucked sideways by the human torch, blasted with a flame thrower, and finishing off with a bit of oral from a fire breathing FUCKING dragon

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HOLD UP LADIES

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The Doctor. Holy SHIT but in this the Doctor…

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I'd like the apply

for the role of the only

crippled offical

Accidental haiku

I’d like the apply for the role of the only crippled offical

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doot doot

AHHHHH I GOT ONEEEEEE

now whoever reblogs THIS post will get a doot doot from ME

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I wish for as many doot doots as possible

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

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The patriarchy

Proves that Mpreg should be the

Normal way of life

accidental Haiku

@satan-offical

The Patriarchy proves that Mpreg should be the normal way of life

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ahh guys I found another guy im down bad for

Omg, im watching Alice in borderland and I just got to ep 2 and 3 and what in the unholy hell

This man is 🔥🔥🔥

Sure

Technically he dont exist

Its his hair

Hes mysterious and I adore it

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Watching the 8 show and i swear ive got 2 episodes left and I swear to satan I can smell the blood through the TV

So graphic

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Oh and pls blow up my inbox

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Yes 🤣

Firstly, when you get this, you have to answer with 5 things you like about yourself, publicly. Then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool)

but Jaaaaack

I hate myself

How dare youuuuu

Uhm

I guess I like how funny I am

And that im good at art

Uuuuuh

Im naturally thin? Idk?

Uhm good at singing

Aaaaand

My goofy voices 🤪

Iykyk

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Firstly, when you get this, you have to answer with 5 things you like about yourself, publicly. Then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool)

but Jaaaaack

I hate myself

How dare youuuuu

Uhm

I guess I like how funny I am

And that im good at art

Uuuuuh

Im naturally thin? Idk?

Uhm good at singing

Aaaaand

My goofy voices 🤪

Iykyk

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I love when moots reblog my shitposts without adding on

It makes me feel genuinely funny

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Introverts be like " ."

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6 out of 8

Wont say which ones

You are not alone

if you have ever suffered from…

• depression

• anxiety

• eating disorder

• self-harm

• ocd

• bipolar

• feelings of guilt and hopelessness

• suicidal thoughts

can you please reblog to show support for people who also suffer.

you are not alone.