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All I'm saying is that if everyone agrees that any time they see Paul Hollywood that they make him the most ratshit awful food imaginable then tell him it's a traditional recipie, we can make Great British Bake Off funny again.

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Time

Gif version

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forgive me if im being a bluh bluh huge bitch but i see this all the time with nonbinary characters and it’s especially irritating me with conversation about kris right now where people are like ok yes they’re nonbinary but we should probably discuss and like decide their agab . like even in stupid woke tumblr land you’re still pretty much inherently defined by your agab like because being an androgyne is too extreme a concept . does it bother anyone else people are saying theymab and theyfab as if that’s like cute and not just insinuating that your agab is an inescapable element of identity . like you can only ever be boylite or girllite . anyway im at work

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it be hot as hell but we out here looking just as hot

bonus scary bird below

pov ur a dodent and im about to pick u up with my talons

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WATCHMEN (2009) || Dir: Zack Snyder

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Okay Tumblr we need to talk

I don’t think you tumblrinas seem to understand that

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A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"

"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.

"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.

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Finished deltarune chapter 3

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𝙹𝚞𝚕𝚢 𝟿, 𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟸 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝙾𝚏 𝙵𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚣 𝙺𝚊𝚏𝚔𝚊, 𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟶-𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟹

[ID: July 9. But we still do not arrive at any state of well-being so long as the many devils are within us END ID]

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“What keeps you up at night? It’s a momentary glimmer of distraction. The tiniest notion of reminiscent thought that wanders off into wondering, the spark that lights a tinderbox of fixation. And now is irreversible. The flame has caught. You’re wide awake. Maybe it’s that one urgent question you mean to ask someone years ago but didn’t. Someone that slipped through the cracks in your history, and they’re too far gone now anyway. All the ghost ships that have sailed and sailed away, but at this hour, they’ve anchored in your harbor. They sit with flags waving, bright and beautiful. And it’s almost like it’s real. Sometimes sleep is as evasive as happiness. Isn’t it mystifying how quickly we vacillate between self love and loathing at this hour? One moment, your life looks like a night sky of gleaming stars. The next, the fog has descended.”

Midnights (3 AM edition) Taylor Swift || October 21, 2022

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neurodivergency

people who learned about greek mythology due reasons that DONT involve having read percy jackson at 12 freak me out, like what the FUCK was going on in your life that you found out that zeus turned into a pigeon to woo his wife like HOW

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"please advise" is the professional email equivalent of "girl help"

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Some of my favourite shots that I illustrated from chapter 1 of “When the Forward Path is Retrograde.” written by @burningcheese-merchant

You can read the fic here!