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met a woman today whose original real actual given-at-birth first name is "Vendetta." ma'am are you aware you are a videogame protagonist and/or a character in a skullduggery pleasant novel. real quick sorry to bother you miss but who exactly were your parents expecting you to avenge in their name
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i think estrogen makes you a better mobile suit pilot and would make Kamille a more rounded person.
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Living in Europe be like...
Today I found a building (on sale) that is older than the USA.
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saw traps are too violent. that’s why in the next movie, the first trap will be someone with a reverse bear trap on their head trying to solve the disappearance of their neighbor’s cat in a small village in the alps.
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my job on the anarchist commune would be enforcing the socially agreed upon norms through the use of monopolized violence
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char aznable would find a moody blue-haired teen to groom into a child soldier in any universe
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English is so pervasive online that it will convince you your mother's tongue is a foreign language
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I don’t understand why they cut this out of the final movie
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STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:
transition
bdsm
iron supplements
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raising my son on a strict media diet of Portal, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Mythbusters in an attempt to resurrect the extinct species Pre-Gamergate Smug Nerd Boy
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