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Kinda wild how my parents have known me for longer than literally anybody else on the planet and they still haven’t unlocked the relationship levels that allow them access to information like what TV shows or music I enjoy, when some random guy at Walmart got there within ten minutes today

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"mirrorshipping", "doppelbanging", pussy ass behavior. look who can't say selfcest

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panel 1: owner is getting ready for a night out, but doesn't know if she smells or not, lifts her armpit to check but doesn't get a reliable read

panel 2: she asks her puppy girl to check if she smells, motioning her up to sniff & check, puppy girl excitedly hops up

panel 3: puppy girl woozily leans in further with a smile on her face, tail wagging, owner says "that bad, huh?"

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so true

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Strawpage request: "MegaStar or MegaOP" ---

sorry if you were hoping for something specific lmao 😭

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Some relationships on this universe are wild af

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I don’t think I’ll ever get over renowned Star Wars Author Timothy Zahn, creator of Mara Jade and MFING THRAWN looking me dead in the eyes mid conversation and asking:

“can I tell you one of my headcanons?”

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why does the "pour milk on your eyes for tear gas exposure" myth pop up like clockwork every time...please do not do that please only do eye flushes with water. please please please

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Happy Pride month!

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remembering someone said that they'd fit this so... :3 very scuffed but haha this was so fun xD

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That one tweet thats like yall can't even boycott chik fil a but it's chat gpt

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My toxic trait is that i think movie gore is never that bad and everyone needs to calm down

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shes having a big adventure on my pee wee cause im #HERMAN

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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

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What do you mean they never meet im insane over this