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Nobody:

Sirius: Everybody is a little fucked up

Sirius: Not me though. I don’t do things halfway. I’m all fucked up

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emily: are you packed for the trip?

morgan : yup

emily: then where are your bags?

morgan : all im bringing is a good attitude and a sense of adventure

emily: a change of underwear might be nice

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no actually tho, five is just goal oriented he really cares about his siblings and he isn’t as mean as people make him out to be

And if I say Five Hargreeves is not nearly as mean in canon as fanon makes him out to be then what?

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bisexual people are so cool, i wish they were real

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hate when people get mad at remus and lily being portrayed as better students than james and sirius in fics…like james and sirius are most definitely naturally smarter than remus, maybe even lily, but people forget that both remus and lily canonically felt like they needed to prove something because they were “allowed” to attend hogwarts. remus because he’s a werewolf, lily because she’s muggleborn. they both constantly study, burning the candle at both ends, secretly incredibly disgustingly jealous of james and sirius because of how EASY everything comes to them. they’re geniuses. they’re purebloods. they’re attractive. that’s not to say they don’t work for things, but remus and lily work HARDER. i mean remus was a PROFESSOR for fuck’s sake like 😭😭 that man was smart can we stop making it out like he’s being hermione-fied

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Stop giving me medication that I can’t take on an empty stomach… my stomach always be empty 😩😤

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ugly crying over a book is so 😭

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School sucks. Don’t do it.

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doctor: what are you using as contraception?

emily: the doc martens and combat trousers weren't enough of a clue for you?

doctor:

emily: im not using contraception

doctor: oh you really need to be using contraception

emily: haha. no i don't

doctor: of course you do. even if you're using the old fashioned method, or the catholic method-

emily: believe me, doc, nothing about what i'm doing is catholic

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And I’d support them no matter what.

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dry texters makes me so anxious i fkcing hate not understanding tone

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Can someone tell my dad that making fun of your child isn’t cool

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Im obviously surviving very well on 3hrs sleep

Its all good its all fine

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I really don’t know if any ship will ever reach the emotional peak that is Dani and Jamie for me. I will forever be chasing the high of watching Bly for the first time and going, “Oh. Oh.”

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The Umbrella Academy 3.09