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The dog went in to be neutered and the vet took a picture of the dog and sent it to his owner as soon as he woke up.

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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

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When I was little I had an irrational fear of when you tried to turn off your Windows XP and the screen would gradually turn Grey as you choose which power option to enter

That shit was SCARY!!!

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little known fact: this piece is incomplete, before writing the final words banksy became consumed by hubris and jacked off so hard to his artistic genius that he died. the intense blood splatter is what was left upon climax, suggesting that banksy was going to mold this piece into his magnum opus before his great fall. in mourning of this tragic event, residents of nyc suggested that banksy now be referred to as Banksy, The Big Jerk Off.

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apologies if this has been done before but

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using my christian baby to hold down some papers but then the rapture happens :/

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Ok Adolf Hitler

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really afraid to post anything because what if the spanish doppelganger of me appears and starts speaking a little espanol tonight

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Incredible things happening on tumblr

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people who are just finding out about internet tracking and data mining in the year 2025 and that your special robot friend does not respect your privacy lol

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Redditors are struggling in ways that we cannot even imagine here on tumblr Island

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Reece Shearsmith in Last Night of the Proms - Inside No. 9