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[elliotelijacobson]

Where are your hordes of admirers Ave? I didn't realize they left you alone long enough for you to get a meal in. 

...

Yeah?

[elliotelijacobson]

What? You trying to maim me with pillows? Because I can agree with that..

there’s no way! this isn’t fair! *throws a pillow at the door*

[elliotelijacobson]

-rolls his eyes- I didn't realize I had lowered myself to the point that I was taking orders from jocks. 

Dude.

Just pass me the ball.

[elliotelijacobson]

-skids around the corner, lengthening his stride as he takes off down the hall, desperate to catch her- 

Oh, ah, thank you!

If you catch me, you’ll get four! [She ran faster, skipping around a corner and almost bumping into someone, half shouting an apology before giggling and continuing down the hall.]

[elliotelijacobson]

Contrary to you, yeah?

Is this your attempt at flirting with me?

Use your brain, Lili. I know you have one.

[elliotelijacobson]

Yes. Get to the point Freia. 

Is this your attempt at flirting with me?

Xavier’s your roommate, right?

[elliotelijacobson]

-rolls his eyes- Whatever you say. 

Is this your attempt at flirting with me?

Oh, nothing…

[elliotelijacobson]

How so?

Is this your attempt at flirting with me?

…Too late.

[elliotelijacobson]

Don't tell me what to do fag.

Don’t talk to me. 

[elliotelijacobson]

I don't expect anything less from you nowadays Pash. 

I-I’m sorry, am I-I in y-your way?

[elliotelijacobson]

You'd be doing all us "young minds" a favor. 

I’m going to retire. 

[elliotelijacobson]

If you wanted to get into my pants Emmy, all you had to do was say so. Your silly pickup lines don't work too well...

Heya, sexy. 

[elliotelijacobson]

-shrugs- Like I care. Just learn not to get so attached to people, okay Lia? No one wants someone like you so close to them. 

Is this your attempt at flirting with me?

Ouch, baby, you’ve hurt my feelings, how ever will I go on with this broken heart of mine, now?

[elliotelijacobson]

Because you're obviously some kind of crazy bitch. 

Is this your attempt at flirting with me?

And why’s that then, huh, hon?

[elliotelijacobson]

I wouldn't trust your mind in any regard. 

Is this your attempt at flirting with me?

I know.

[elliotelijacobson]

Because, -pauses, grinning devilishly- I don't care. Why should anyone care? It's just you. 

….Well… yes… but why destroy something that belongs to someone else? And why be cruel to someone when it happens to them?

[elliotelijacobson]

Just another sign of your obvious mental illness. 

What's that noise?

It’s not a voice dumbass. It sounds like it’s something in the wall.