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1 am. im throwing rocks against gods window. she opens. I tell her “you fucked up with vampires. they should be real.” she politely reinverts every atom in my body, thusly undefining me and beginning anew with a fresh physical form. im a hamster now. my opinion does not change.

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creating a book series called "big fear shakespeare" where i expect you to know every reference and definition and instead there are comments in the margins saying things like "what kind of idiot wouldn't know this?"

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I love when a meme gets so many steps away from its source material that it would be completely incomprehensible if I didn't know what today's date was

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If you want to help diabetics in Gaza, please donate or boost

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"came back wrong" but it's from work

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Happy Shakespeare day!!

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“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”

damn you must suck at cooking. check out some youtube tutorials man. i believe in you.

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Uhhhhhhhh that seems bad

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I think you have strength, of a different kind. One day your father will see it.

THE LORD OF THE RINGS: The Return of the King

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ok guys am i stupid for feeling like folding chairs were a modern thing? i saw this folding chair from the 16th century in the ming dynasty and it's blowing my mind

not that they'd be difficult to manufacture im sure they could've made one a thousand years ago, thinking about it now. it's just like, in my dumb lizard brain you'd never invent the folding chair without first inventing the enormous auditorium conference hall for mediocre businessmen yk

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Dance as an act of rebellion. Dance as an act of joy.

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"I never want to hear from you again!" ok. So. Account > Settings > Yap Settings > Personalize > Opt Out of Yapping > Opt Out of All. If this doesn't resolve it you can also try to kill me but I'm really strong as fuuuuuuck.