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meow

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working with 30 smth yr old linecooks is crazy because youll be having a normal conversation and theyll just randomly say shit like yeah tequila be making me a little bicurious and my babymama wont let me see my kids! 🤣 and you enter a quick time event where you have to craft a normal response in 1.5 seconds

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Good things will happen in September

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they can't stop you from thinking about gay sex on company time

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This Pride I hope that all of you never ever forget that no amount of sanitizing your sex life or sanding down of your LGBT edges will make bigots accept you. So, don’t debase yourself by capitulating an inch to them, especially in ways that throw your fellow community members under the bus.

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Today's Seal Is: Delicious Ingredient

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“afab chests aren’t inherently sexu—” please say breasts please just say breasts please please please stop throwing the term “afab” around say tatas say titties say big bahoona bazingoroos if you must

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the transphobe rhetoric of "forever patients" should be read as a clear signal of intent to kill the disabled btw

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Crash (1996) Dir. David Cronenberg

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This how i feel when i have glass of wine 🍷🍷

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it annoys me when sapphic women see an attractive woman and are like “i’m no better than a man 😳😔” like BABE you are allowed to see an attractive woman and want to fuck her!!! free yourself from the cottagecore PG13 narrative of sapphic attraction, look at her with lust in your heart!!!

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hot take apparently but i think it's good for white people to relate to poc's art. i think it's good for straight people to relate to queer art. stop acting like we're different species who could never possibly understand each other what the fuck is wrong with you