X-Files, Gillian Anderson, David Duchovny, Woman in STEM (Sexual Thoughts of Elderly Men) (see above)
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Reblog if its ok for your moots to stalk your blog and interact with everything you've posted.
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"i asked chatgpt" well i asked fox mulder and now i'm a part of a government conspiracy
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EXCUSE ME not mulder doing the exact same cheek-palm gesture to joann dreamland that he did to scully in beyond the sea SIR THAT IS A BETRAYAL OF THE HIGHEST ORDER


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Sedimentary Rocks and Moonlight (Chapter 1)
Find it: a03 / Fandom: The X-Files / Rating: E
Tagging: @today-in-fic
What is it About? When Byers’ new girlfriend invites Scully, Mulder, and the Gunmen to her lakeside house, Frohike encourages Mulder to tell his partner how he feels after six years of pining. But what was supposed to be a work-free trip gets upended when the group makes a gruesome discovery by the beach. And suddenly, Mulder’s fantasies of romance are met with new challenges.
What to Expect: Vacation, Pining, Slow Burn, Hot Tub, First Kiss, Making Out, First Time, Dirty Talk, Explicit Sexual Content, Unresolved Sexual Tension, Resolved Sexual Tensions, Angst and Fluff, Angst with Happy Ending, Case Fic... kind of
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*mid-philosophical discussion in the Unremarkable House*
Mulder: god does not play dice with the universe
Scully: no but he does play checkers and he’s infuriatingly good at it
Mulder: is that a catholic thing or
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thinking of mulder as a criminal profiler and of scully as a forensic pathologist – he explains the ways of the living and she explains one's cause of death – and them sticking by each other through life-and-death situations ... they're quite literally the perfect match.
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What is their problem?! Genuinely.





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how to say "I love you" in x-files [193/?] ⤷ 4.01 — “Herrenvolk”
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i just know that special agent medical doctor dana katherine scully is serious about making people wear sunscreen
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mulder is always coming up with new and creative ways to sit
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The only way to stay cool right now, a 65° Lake Michigan
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So you're telling me that Scully adopted a dead woman's Pomeranian on a whim, because a nice, if extremely depressed, psychic asked her to?
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Hilarious that Mulder realised something wasn’t right bc Scully said that she was wrong and Mulder was right 😭😭
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TXF might be the only fandom where someone can say “man I really love deep throat” and it’s completely innocent
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