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if tumblr shuts down we should all develop car crash fetishes and form an underground community that reenacts famous car crashes for sexual pleasure

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If I had a normal relationship with food and alcohol and drugs and sex and sexuality and money. Then I would probably feel a lot better

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one of my favorite twitter accounts that is defunct now is it was this account called like Crazy Optical Illusions or something and they would just post popular optical illusions but edit them so they werent optical illusions anymore and they would just pretend and people would be very confused / angry in the comments

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I bet on losing posts

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It is actually crazy how being an ugly middle school girl impacts you forever. Like for years you believe that if you have a crush on someone you are evil and you’re making them uncomfortable. And that’s even BEFORE you realize you’re a lesbian.

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unbelievably real

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allow yourself to be a beginner

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they should invent a medicine that makes the aching jagged wound in your soul close

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nsfw sideblogs r so funny. my friend we can't talk here it isn't safe.. we have to go to sex world together

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author’s notes today: hey guys so just a warning there isn’t 100% explicit verbal consent even though they’re both really into it so remember this is FICTION, also they don’t use a condom :((( but in real life safe sex is important!!! please be safe out there everyone

a/n back in the day: kept thinking about ____ stabbing knives through both of _____’s hands to pin him in place while they fucked so here you go lol =P

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yall seen the absolute worst piece of whiplash promotional material

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tower hamlets cemetery, I can't wait to visit here again in the spring.

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Harrier DuBois if he had youtube

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Maid cleaning a massive chateau surely belonging to the richest people you’ve ever seen, and as she’s walking from room to room you notice that every single portrait is of her

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Ann Arbor sounds like a name you come up for your dnd druid in 5 seconds while half drunk and not a city home to a major research university in michigan

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he just looks so torture-able . like it would be a disservice NOT to torture him.. . he WANTS to be tortured

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girlypop, my womanly biology is so ovulation! my female hormones are so baby bunny coquette core. it's very strawberry bow deer lana coded to make so horny when my virgo is in subservience. and what's more moon rising phrenology than that? give peter thiel all your data.