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poking at Ur hand with my nose to get you to pet me

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good news i'm the most fuckable person at this vehicular manslaughter

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narrator who's terrible at social cues & describes every facial expression as "unreadable"

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when gerard way sings "the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and when kermit the frog sings "the lovers, the dreamers, and me" they're talking about the same people btw

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how victorian <- is referring to the tv show victorious

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It hurts. All this. Everything I see, everything I hear, touch, smell. The conclusions that I'm able to draw. The things that are revealed to me. The ugliness. My work focuses me. It helps. You say that I'm using my gifts. I say I'm just treating them.

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Inside of me is two Squirtles

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there is not a single task on earth that's more important than cat cuddles (source: my cat told me)

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jyn’s just tryna make conversation

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all alone on a saturday night? hell no, I got my demons with me

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when i talk shit about golfing, please know that none of it is about mini golf. it could never be about her. she's done nothing wrong in her entire life. god's perfect little putt putt.

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worst fear is that i write something from the heart and it gets mocked as #tumblrprose . second worst fear is big big big big ant colony conspiring to kill me to death

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they should invent tech issues that other people have experienced and solved

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i hate when rich people condescend with the whole 'money can't buy happiness' argument like listen. just because buying your fourth car didn't fill the void in your deluded disconnected-from-reality life doesn't mean not having to worry about food/ bills/medicine wouldn't greatly improve the mental health of literally everyone else on the planet

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“I asked chatGPT” well I asked my friend Tao Yang and he is standing about 10 seconds away and is going to run at you screaming