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Hey, it’s Eloise ☺️ 27, she/her
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eloise-t-g · 24 hours ago
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nothing more flattering than someone saying "oh don't get her going" in reference to you when a topic you're passionate about is brought up
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eloise-t-g · 24 hours ago
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eloise-t-g · 24 hours ago
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clicking a pen over and over again is actually fun as fuck its a shame it makes everyone in a 30 foot radius want to kill me with a rock
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eloise-t-g · 2 days ago
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“jesus died for you” well i didn’t ask him to do that and my therapist says i am not responsible for other peoples actions
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eloise-t-g · 2 days ago
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My five year plan is to listen to music
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eloise-t-g · 2 days ago
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everyone is meeting me in the grotto
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eloise-t-g · 2 days ago
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You have 14 to 28 days 🫵🏻
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eloise-t-g · 3 days ago
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Federal election in six days guys. Time to actually look up the sixteen billion tiny parties and figure out which ones are white power christofascists employed by billionaire mining magnates and which ones aren't.
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eloise-t-g · 3 days ago
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thank you facebook
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eloise-t-g · 4 days ago
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There'll be a moment when you realise you're 27 when yesterday you were just 17; and you wouldn't be able to tell how a decade passed away and your life got divided into before and afters. The fury of youth will subdue and nothing will really change but everything will feel different when you look at old photographs and blurry videos taken on cheap mobile phones. Scents will remind you of childhood and certain friends you don't talk to anymore, hangouts will become reunions and mom's burnt pie will become the best food you ever had. And I know on some days you won't be able to show anything of those 10 years but I hope you remember to breathe, and let go of the knot in your chest. I hope you go out in the sun and live a little, because tomorrow is 37.
-Ritika Jyala, excerpt from The Flesh I Burned
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eloise-t-g · 4 days ago
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lowkey things are shaping up to be pretty odd
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eloise-t-g · 4 days ago
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being anticapitalist with a strong work ethic is so fucking embarrassing like my managers don't deserve this
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eloise-t-g · 4 days ago
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airplane tickets should be free if you have internet friends you reaaaaaaally want to hang out with
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eloise-t-g · 4 days ago
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shoutout to the most unhelpful reminder ive ever put into my phone
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eloise-t-g · 4 days ago
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eloise-t-g · 4 days ago
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i will not lie, friends in my phone, i have been imagining affection from time to time
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eloise-t-g · 4 days ago
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ive SEEN quiet toilets. i KNOW we have the technology.
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