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@carryon-countdown day 4: daydreaming

Sure Simon, he’s plotting

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Atzi & Xio being silly kidz (also i love fashion <3)

Thingz about Xio’s fit:

-Heavily “quiet-emo-goth-anime-queer-art-middle schooler” coded (i was that kid lol) almost gave a beanie tbh I might in the future

-zip up skeleton face hoodie

-lots of Easter eggs with the patches on their boots

- twilight is their fave pony :D

Thingz about Atzi’s Fit:

- Beaded friendship necklace from Xochi (they match although I gotta go back and fix Xochi’s now😭)

-headcannon she does roller derby/ skates & has heelys on lol

-Rainbow dash is her fave pony

Both have braces bc they’re kids & I like braces lol

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I keep telling my sister that Xio from Sunbearer Trials is 100% inspired by Nico Di Angelo from Percy Jackson and would you look at that

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A demon simply called The Brother. It doesn't have siblings or any family, and it's ambiguous whether that creature itself is even male at all. It just keeps turning everything and everyone into broth.

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AOAS is actually so weird out of context. The main baddie is literally from mars, he killed an entire planet, was beheaded, and then started wearing one of the MC’s best friend’s body like the other 17% of the headless horseman for the ~drama~. One of the main driving plot points of the first book is Mars Man kidnapping Basically The President’s daughter and forcing the MC to babysit her against his will while he studies to get his license to kill. My man floods Basically NATO with mind-controlled sharks and yells “lol nope, u thought” while watching world leaders get eaten from a helicopter. The B-plot is New Jesus trying to navigate the intricacies of religion and developing a dysfunctional-ass found family that consists of his tour manager, a stubborn but devout theatre kid, a jean-cloaked ex-killer, and Robot God. He falls in love with a sexy sea captain who gets possessed by Robot God bc it’s in love. There’s deep talks about nature and morality of humanity. The two MC’s bang while dying of hypothermia while sinking to the bottom of the ocean. This isn’t even half of it.

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Happy new year everyone!!

This year has been kind of rough for me. All I wish for next year is to find a way to improve my quality of life.

I hope y'all have a good year! Make sure to stay safe and kind.

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snoopy of the day

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love tumblr banding together to give absolutely no consensus as to what year it's gonna be. show any time traveler this feed and they will learn nothing

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Corvid Christmas tree. Simple, but beautiful.

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me, real

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i would let nina explode my heart….

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i would let nina explode my heart….

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headcanon that Kaz consistently breaks into the Van Eck house just to steal little things. Wylan's favorite pen. one sock from every pair Jesper has. Marya's most recent painting. a family heirloom Jesper says is hideous. Wylan's flute. Jesper's favorite (and most hideous) shirt. etcetera.

it happens so often that eventually if something goes missing they just assume it's Kaz's fault and go down to the Slat or the Crow Club to get it back. Kaz claims it's to "keep them humble" when in actuality it's his way of getting them to come visit him because he's lonely and misses them (especially Jesper).

when Kaz stole Wylan's favorite pen Wylan and Jesper were busy and couldn't go get it so they sent a servant instead and Kaz insisted he had no idea what they were talking about and that he'd never do such a thing. then Wylan and Jesper showed up later and Kaz was sitting at his desk writing with the pen.

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me five shots deep: no, no, you don't understand. the point is all the main couples mirror each other. nina and matthias are child soldiers loyal to their country above almost everything else. jesper and wylan have low self esteems, fathers deeply important to the narrative, and are fundamentally mommas' boys. and kaz and inej-

the person trying to fuck me at the bar, nodding: -are the two deadliest people in the barrel and they can't even touch each other without keeling over.

me: exactly! and one more thing-

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jesper is the definition of a bisexual disaster and wylan is the definition of a gay disaster and that is why they make such a good couple

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